Oh, he's very stupid in almost every conventional way. But he's an absolutely brilliant conman...

"... We do not call ourselves stupid for lacking gifts that simply fall outside another creature’s metric. We should extend the same analytical honesty to Donald Trump — not to admire him, but to see him clearly, which is something his opponents have catastrophically failed to do."
4/4

"There are different kinds of intelligence in the world. A cat cannot discuss philosophy, but it can do lots of things we can’t. It can jump six times its own height from standing, catch a hummingbird in flight, and twist itself mid-fall to land on its feet. You can’t do that. I can’t do that...
3/4

"When Democrats dismiss Donald Trump as too stupid to be effective, they lose. They’ve been losing that bet for a decade, and they will keep losing it for the same reason a person might call a shark stupid for not doing algebra. The shark isn’t trying to do algebra. That’s not what it’s for.
2/4

What Your Cat Understands About Donald Trump That Most Democrats Don't I offer these posts freely, but your support is necessary and appreciated.

You have to read this. Is Trump a “genius” in the conventional sense? Fuck no, not even remotely — he's as stupid as most of us think he is. But he's a genius at the one thing he's great at… don't underestimate him…
1/4

open.substack.com/pub/alisav/p...

I was wondering why, all of a sudden, so many people had started following me — and they almost all looked like people I normally would follow, anyway... then I noticed I had been added to this list... Thank you! ☺️

Obama and Mamdani event was just what we needed—both in terms of joy and policy! This is how we do it!

These videos continue to make me smile. But there's more to this than just seeing two people you wish we had more of — universal pre-K not only is a HUGE benefit to the kids and their parents; it literally almost pays for itself. There's no excuse not to fund it.

open.substack.com/pub/deanobei...

"... who, according to reporting by The Atlantic, is so prone to being ahem allegedly passed-out soused in his office that on at least one occasion, his own staffers had to employ a fucking battering ram just to gain access to do a wellness check."
4/4

"well move over, you two amateurs. all that shit pales in comparison to the inebriated antics of Krazee-Eyes Kash Patel, ...
3/4

"and sure, in the running would be US Attorney Boxwine, famous for regularly showing up for her on-air Fox News gig as a word-slurring, four-sheets-to-the-wind mess.
2/4

who’s the falling-down drunkest sewer clown of them all? Kash, Kash, he's our man — if he can't chug it, no one can

"so, who’s the most shitfaced member of the Donnyverse?

"you could be forgiven for assuming it’s Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand, the champagne-guzzling dunk-tank clown who grew up to be Donny’s Secretary of Death. after all, ‘piss-drunk’ is right there in his name.
1/4

open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...

Thank you @hopeful66.bsky.social for including me in this pack. I got a lot of follows from people actually worth following back — thanks again!

Nicely done!

Lol, this one... good luck figuring out one of the indicators if you think like I do, lol (my condolences if you do, lol). It's pretty clever, but people are taking a lot of hints to solve it.

Minute Cryptic - 20 April, 2026
"Heavy sculpture of Jesus, facing out across Brazilian city?" (7)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 0 hints – 3 under the community par (12,198 solvers so far).
www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

(Mon 20.Apr) #waffle1550 5/5

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩
🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩
🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

🔥 streak: 570
👑 #waffleroyalty
wafflegame.net
This one is really easy to miss... five double swaps, only one simple, and then a 6-way. Most of the doubles require you to swap a yellow out of the word it's in...

(Mon 20.Apr) Daily #1527
0️⃣4️⃣⬛1️⃣5️⃣
0️⃣5️⃣⬛1️⃣6️⃣
0️⃣6️⃣⬛0️⃣7️⃣
0️⃣8️⃣⬛0️⃣9️⃣
1️⃣0️⃣⬛1️⃣8️⃣
1️⃣1️⃣⬛1️⃣9️⃣
1️⃣2️⃣⬛1️⃣7️⃣
1️⃣3️⃣⬛1️⃣4️⃣
sedecordle.com
#sedecordle
Got lucky with some 50-50s...

(Mon 20.Apr) 🙂 Daily #Quordle 1547
5️⃣4️⃣
6️⃣7️⃣
m-w.com/games/quordle/
Some tough words... I got lucky....

(Mon 20.Apr) #Polygonle 1359 3/6︎
◼︎  ◢︎  ◣︎  ⬢︎  ⬢︎  ◆︎   ◼︎ 
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

www.polygonle.com
I had to think a lot after my 2nd word, but then the answer hit me, lol

(Mon 20.Apr) #Wordle 1,766 5/6
#Wordle_NYT
⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 94/69
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 57/27
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 84/39
🟨🟨🟩⬛🟩 77/62 😄
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 99/-
Overall 80 skill/49 luck
Whoa, tricky word... considering how few people have solved this by turn 5, I'm surprised only about 1 of 14 don't solve this.

Trump Made A Deal With Billionaires. Communities Are Making Him Pay For It. The resistance is fighting back and winning

"Sen. Bernie Sanders and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez introduced a federal moratorium bill on new AI data centers. AOC said it plainly: “Once these companies can be on the up-and-up—refusing to free ride off of the American people—then we can continue.”"

open.substack.com/pub/dworkin/...

April 18, 2026 And, just like that, President Donald J.

"Once again, Trump’s announcement of the opening of the strait seemed timed to give the markets a bounce before the weekend. Those watching the markets observed massive trades yesterday just before Trump’s announcement."

open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

😄😄😄

Lol this was just the starter word giving me all the info I needed... for a change, lol

this week in stupid: April 18 edition Preznit Fuckwit stands his ground, Caitlyn Jenner comes around, and so much more...

"pro tip: you can’t really say you’ve ‘ended a war’ if in the next breath you blither incoherently about ‘dropping more bombs on Wednesday.’"

open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...

Some are finding this easy, others (like me) just stare at it dumbfounded, thinking WTAF am I supposed to do with this?

Minute Cryptic - 19 April, 2026
"Ordinary guy from Istanbul dared to assassinate inaugural emperor?" (8)
⚪️🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 1 hints – 1 under the community par (19,260 solvers so far).
www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

(Sat 18.Apr) #waffle1549 5/5

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩
🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩
🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

🔥 streak: 569
👑 #waffleroyalty
wafflegame.net
My first instinct for the words turned out to be correct, for a change, lol. One easy double swap, another less so, then a 3-way and a 7-way.

(Sun 19.Apr) Daily #1526
1️⃣1️⃣⬛0️⃣4️⃣
1️⃣2️⃣⬛1️⃣3️⃣
1️⃣4️⃣⬛0️⃣5️⃣
1️⃣5️⃣⬛1️⃣6️⃣
1️⃣7️⃣⬛1️⃣8️⃣
0️⃣6️⃣⬛1️⃣9️⃣
0️⃣7️⃣⬛0️⃣8️⃣
0️⃣9️⃣⬛1️⃣0️⃣
sedecordle.com
#sedecordle
Lots of hard words, but at least they can all be inferred logically

(Sat 18.Apr) 🙂 Daily #Quordle 1546
5️⃣7️⃣
🟥8️⃣
m-w.com/games/quordle/
Too many 50-50s and I was in a hurry so just rushed through it