Welp, camel racing season is over as well, so I guess I'll just start reading books now. #Royals

a man in a jacket is standing in front of a tree and looking up . ALT: a man in a jacket is standing in front of a tree and looking up .

The #Royals couldn't hit the G-spot on a 12-pound pussy.

Fire everybody but Lugo. Every. Body. #Royals

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his eyes closed and his hands folded . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his eyes closed and his hands folded .

#Royals

The #Royals haven't been this bad since ... two years ago, but here's $600M for your new downtown stadium.

There's a war on for your mind.

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I'm generally against prediction markets and online gambling, but this one is enticing. Given that Patel will absolutely lose his defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic, he should buy "Yes" for "by April 30" and do just that.

We shouldn’t be surprised if Kash Patel is let go by Friday.

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

When does football season start? 😫 #Royals

@jazayerli.bsky.social needs to get his ass over here.

But why wait until the ninth?

#Royals

Text message from the Royals offering $10 for lower-level tickets because no one is paying to watch this absolute shit show.

It's only mid-April, and the #Royals are already begging people to come hang out. 🙃

I mean, we're looking
Down on Wayne's basement. Only
That's not Wayne's basement.
#NationalHaikuPoetryDay

Just as long as they stay OUTSIDE

I can't be the only one who thinks of this guy every time I see Ken Griffin's name.

Right. So riddle me this: Why is it every time I'm in a public restroom, I hear the soap dispenser getting tapped first THEN the water comes on? Every. Single. Time.

Serious question, folks.

When washing your hands, do you:

A) Wet your hands first then apply soap
B) Apply soap then wet your hands

Obligatory "Fire Zumwalt" post. #Royals #FountainsDown

The KIRK Act makes it easier to sue a college for perceived censorship. While that may sound like it protects free speech, it could actually stifle it. For example, one of Trump's favorite tactics to silence dissent is to bombard them with litigation. Even meritless cases are expensive to fight.

New Kansas free speech bill inspired by Charlie Kirk The legislation is advertised as a bill that will ensure public universities cannot discriminate against students or student organizations based on political or ideological views.

Ironically, Kansas also passed the KIRK Act (yes, that Kirk), which is supposed to protect free speech on college campuses. The unintended (or probably totally intended) consequences include allowing student associations to discriminate & have a chilling effect on speech. www.ksn.com/news/new-kan...

KS lawmakers override veto to crack down on student protests during school day “They want you to just sit down and be quiet. They want to make an example of you,” Rep. Rui Xu told students from the House floor.

Students and school districts in Kansas can now be punished for walkout protests. I'll be following the inevitable 1A lawsuits that should be filed any day now. www.kansascity.com/news/politic...

Maybe I should not go to a #Royals game until they fire Zumwalt. Watching a 1-0 or 2-0 loss sounds riveting.

Tornado warnings while at work is the worst. Crammed into a room with coworkers and customers is my personal hell.