I could easily see this being a Futurama bit lmao

some clocks have two hands
other clocks have a third hand
that we call 'second'

Enough monitoring the situation. I am going to become the situation

I see I returned to bluesky just in time for the next infrastructure crisis

Pokémon Champions screenshot of a receptionist next to the UI to begin matchmaking. The UI displayed the current Ranked Battles season, my current tier/rank, my current team, and buttons to change the music and begin matchmaking. My tier is Master Ball Tier, Rank 3 and my team is named Winging It and has a Dragonite, Hisuian Arcanine, Paldean Tauros (the water one), Alolan Ninetales, Hisuian Zoroark and a Whimsicott.

elle woods voice what like it's hard

(I realise master ball is less of a big deal now there's a new tier above it but I'm new to VGC and it's a big deal to me dammit I'm actually so proud of myself)

update: i am being so annoying in ranked. i have taunted tailwind setters three times this evening

need

One of the most important papers to my PhD has a result in the middle where they give a full proof but state the formulas are, quote, "presumably known to experts"

brutal.

working as intended, I'm sure

Opened the app today and bluesky had apparently marked every notification I've ever gotten as unread? Very strange

actually im going to bed but TOMORROW im going to be so annoying in ranked

i gave it taunt im about to be so annoying in ranked

will do! whats the worst that could happen :)

and good luck!!!!!

it took like a week but I finally pulled a whimsicott to recruit in champions

at long last, i can click prankster tailwind

just like my heroes, People Who Post Pokemon Videos On The Internet

oh that's far too reasonable for me. much better to complain on the internet :p

I have about 5 and a half months left of my PhD. when am i supposed to find out what kind of job won't make me want to die?

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oh i didn't post it here amid all the other stuff ive been doing but

my partner passed her thesis defense!!! im so proud of her!!!!!

can't believe they banned you for this

no, wait, sorry. i misread

many people on here

nomogged

ahsfjgofiennejfjv yeah maybe 💀

I've been doing the maths for it but now I have to actually sit there and write/edit something 😭

And then I have to defend it in front of two experts 🤢

oh that must feel GREAT especially if it's the same people lmao

the life updates are going to get either really good or really bad shortly, because it's about time to Write My Thesis and there will be no in between 😭

open invitation to be, like, rivals :3

Oh I got into Pokemon Champions btw. attempting to become Competent If Not Good at VGC, if I have any friends who might also be into that

fuck whatever i did it i wrote it all out manually you have no idea how big the matrices im drawing are (theyre so big)

oh that's HUGE NEWS!!! so happy for you :3 hope it helps with the other stuff

there is truly no way to know how long I'll stick around lmao my mental health swings like one of those pirate ships at theme parks