'Don't pee on my chives, you reprobate.' #funwithcats

yesterday we were sat in a booth a baby appeared in front of us and started dancing then his mum’s hand appeared and just hooked him away like that rabbit in looney tunes

Vocal tic of the day : 🎶 Levonnn, Levon likes his munnaaaayy 🎶

I'm sorry, did Diane actually acknowledge that Leela is DeeDee's aunt? After how many years? #hollyoaks

I, too, am resentmaxxing.

I deeply resent having had to learn anything about a person named Clavicular.

*blinks really fast* why don't my legs work

Sometimes I like making my cat late to things he was gonna do by picking him up

I think I could fit one hooter into that. I wonder if that's one of the trends

I thought this was toddler wear.

'It's not a lie if you believe it.' -George Costanza

Hang upside down like a bat.

Urgh I know, she's meant to be rotten and damaged but now it's LET'S OPEN A SALON. And Froggy was meant to be a terrifying psychopath, now he's cowering with fear from Sully when he could have him wiped out with his connections.

I don't know what the hell happened to Lucas, and that nonsense with Dillon where they were magically in love again after the stalking and unhinged behaviour, and Sully would be housed nowhere NEAR him in prison..shit there's too much to complain about

They put all their effort into Hollyoaks Later and I stupidly thought 'here marks the turnaround' but the pacing and writing are just awful and all character dev is tossed out. Mercedes' newest groin-fest ain't the way to go.

Soz about your migraines kid 😘 and lol at the baby bouncing, that child has been through it. Ive not watched properly since December. If they're trying to kill the show they're doing a great job

Just saw the trailer and Ste's line in the sand is Rex wearing women's clothes, but not the trafficking thing. Okie dokes. #hollyoaks

'There's a light in everything/That's how the crack gets in.' My mind wandering instead of tending to Absolutely Everything Else

Lol tossing cookies, anal beads, you're just a carnival ride, ain't ya

Well now I wont hear that phrase the same way.

A mockingbird telling someone fuck you

How is my day going?

That sounds nice 🧀

Did yas

Throwback to when our Halloween gingerbread house was haunted by a blob of sentient jizz

You can't buy indulgences from trans people that give you Special Permission to enjoy Harry Potter shit. We're not a church, that's not how any of this works. You can *do* whatever you want, but you have to shoulder the ethical burden of enriching a virulent transphobe on your own.

Just as long as we dont see you on the news, pumpkin

We can worry about whey powder later because WHAT THE HELL

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s

What is Dwayne Johnson doing sporting my 11th grade spiral perm

But she's so cute with it.