national pretzel day april 26

celebrate lesbian visibility day with a pretzel 🥨 🩷 🧡

This has to be satire…right??

Omg she got Young Miko, Joy Oladokun, Chelsea Cutler, Gigi Perez, AND TEGAN AND SARA?!??? 🥹

This was my favorite nonfiction read of 2025. So good!

You are not alone in the messy parts of life 🫶we’re glad you’re still here!

Give me a preferred genre and I’ll try to recommend. Do you like 🌶️ at all ?

Get home, lie in bed, door dash 4 cans of Pringles

Is it bad to say that I hope not🫢

Celebrated 420 with a gummy and a drive around our suburbs with my wife blasting (and slayingggg) the Six! The Musical soundtrack 👑

This week our kitchen sink broke 🤣. But on the bright side(!!!!!) my wife and I got to spend the day together learning how to uninstall our old one and reinstall a new one 🥰 I’m proud of us!

Thought this was going to be a cozy romance, but the spice is just wayyyy too good here to not fall into the smut category. Highly recommend 👏

I’m in love with my new coloring book man.

Omg she looks SOOOOO good shredding the guitar in lingerie 😩👏
I can’t deal with

Billie’s movie has early screenings in theaters on APRIL 29TH

Which is a RANDOM WEDNESDAY a week and a half before the movie’s release date 🙃

Tea Time Pictures seems important to the plot tbh

Their website looks like it’s about to tell me that it’s been a long time coming

I just finished this one and OMG the 🌶️ is sooooooo good. Slow burn, small town mechanic meets CEO

When it’s “BURN THE BITCH”,
they’re shrieking
When the truth comes out,
it’s….Quiet

4/26 this, Lesbian Visibility Day that…

but I REALLY WANNA KNOW WHERE SHE’LL BE APRIL 29th

This bitch literally said “familiarity breeds contempt” in the middle of a upbeat pop song and we all just rolled with it like that was normal 🤣

She really is an English Teacher

Walk Away GIF ALT: Walk Away GIF

I asked chat —

Omg yessss 👏 I couldn’t put my finger on it but this might be exactly why I love her

song : I Know You’re Hurting by RAYE

for @wonderwanderwoman.bsky.social 💖
hope you like it!!

@neverbeenanatural.bsky.social
@bigcityhopes.bsky.social

THIS IS EXACCCTTLLLYYY RIGHT👏👏 omg Atti you’re so incredibly talented. It’s like you jumped inside of my brain and captured everything I thought of when I heard this song !!

The “Monday” line up with fortnight was just CHEFS KISS

The smoke cloud billows from his mouth like a freight chain through a small town.

Breath of fresh air through smoke rings

the industry is the smoke.

THE FLAMES BURNING DOWN HOLLYWOOD!?!?!? I’m unwell

These bring the same dogs as Gaga’s

a woman wearing a floral dress and pearls has a tiktok account ALT: a woman wearing a floral dress and pearls has a tiktok account

In the last 7 months, my wife and I:
-Totaled our primary vehicle and had to buy a replacement
-Buried her father, who was killed by a drunk driver
-Lost our youngest dog to cancer
-Had an 80 ft tree almost fall on our house

And now have to fully replace a busted 70gal gas water heater.

I Know You’re Hurting as a Taylor swift edit with Fortnight mv clips would be absolutely diabolical

SUNSHINE is what’s on the street at the parade ☀️=🏳️‍🌈

Been sleeping so long in a 20 year dark night but now I see daylight

Sleepless in the onyx night but now the sky is opalite

Lived in the shade you were throwing till all of my sunshine was gone

I’d give you my sunshin, give you my best.

Hyper femmes is so camp. How do they not get that?

For example, NoseBooplor 👏