Every decade Lena Dunham writes another book… to kinda catch us up on things

I would like that to stop

imagine if you hit powerball. imagine if you find out youre the secret heir to genovia and youre really anne hathaway. imagine dragons

I’m just a girl…
Standing in front of every company that makes furniture and asking them to make patio furniture in something- anything!- other than wicker.

In all seriousness, one thing that might be worth doing today:

Tell your Reps and Senators to call Adm. Richard Correll, the Commander of U.S. Strategic Command, which controls the nation's nukes, and remind him of *his* unique responsibility to refuse an illegal order.

Just made cartoon heart eyes at this sandwich 😂

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

I might not even mind if the money was somehow making it into the pockets of the baggage holders. But this is just more corporate greed couched as operating expenses. I am tired.

Astronauts suggest naming a moon crater 'Carroll' after their commander's late wife The Artemis II crew, led by Reid Wiseman, was the first to lay eyes on several craters on the far side of the moon. The astronauts want to name one of them after Carroll Wiseman, who died of cancer in 2020.

The Artemis II crew, led by Reid Wiseman, was the first to lay eyes on several craters on the far side of the moon. The astronauts want to name one of them after Carroll Wiseman, who died of cancer in 2020. n.pr/4c9ZU2L

lotta people trying real hard to dictate how we should fight back when "fighting back" in this country inevitably means "throw another pile of Black bodies at the problem and hope it stops" I fuckin' see you

Thank you!!!

Thank you!

Had one of the best birthdays ever and I cannot even wind down to go to sleep.

All weekend was so full of joy and laughs and side quests and love. Truly my friends are the gift I didn’t know to ask for and yet keep paying endless dividends. I am so deeply grateful for them all.

Thank you friend!! ❤️

Being able to make in-game adjustments >>>>>>>

If there’s a better feeling than spending my birthday-eve driving thru wine country on a beautiful day with my girls while listening to 90s R&B, I haven’t found it yet.

10 days in Costa Rica from city to coast. Highly recommend

I really wanna watch Paradise. But I simply cannot focus long enough or devote myself to anything serious. So dodging spoilers has become my cardio 😂

Not only did Cardi bring Kim out she gave her the stage to herself. That’s how you show respect. I love it!

“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.” — Tupac said it years ago… and here we are.

The Pentagon is now asking for an additional $200 BILLION for this war.

We always find the money for war.

But when it comes to housing, healthcare, or feeding people? Suddenly it’s crickets.

I haven’t made a pot of gumbo all winter. I feel like I need to change that this weekend.

Exes fall off every 5-7 years like a credit report.

In a universe full of a million things to try, I still recommend never trying me.

😂🤣😂

This is such an amazing and specific metaphor 😂🤣

With pineapple juice and bad decisions on deck.

The first time I heard “General Patton” I got so hype I felt like I could dropkick a mountain

Y'all strict 🤣

I should have known that a handful of people would find a way to be the absolute worst the internet has to offer about this but lemme assure you if wanna a co-sign on mistreating humans because of systems you won’t find it here. Go away.