i realized one reason bluesky is so cozy, theres no ads at all. really going to suck when this place inevitably starts putting ads everywhere. i wish we could live in an internet where zero ads is possible

no offense to anyone migrating but instagram threads sounds like it's for normal people who are well adjusted and i couldn't be further from that

Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way

Mulholland Drive themed blowjob

followers!!! followers!!! my kingdom for 1500 followers!!!!!!

this site has the vibe of a bunch of teenagers hanging out at a petrol station at 3am after a party

very good

i like this app, but wish it could be more dedicated to enjoying posts from my favorite actor, Jeremy Renner, and celebrating his achievements every Rennsday with sweepstakes and exclusive Renner content

honestly it's pretty funny that bluesky's layout is 100% identical to twitter. there's gotta be some kind of law against this

part of me hopes bluesky doesn't fully take off and remains this cool niche site for all my twitter mutuals, but another part of me is praying it blows up and becomes the new Twitter just to annoy Elon

Four panels from an infamous interview, woman holds microphone up to a man speaking Panel 1: "I live in constant fear of the western descent towards fascism" Panel 2: "But i digress..." Panel 3: "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing" Panel 4: "There is much pain in the world but not in this room"

How it feels to check bluesky

am i the first person to post this on bluesky

once successful twitter posters flopping on bluesky

hi cloudy!

i know lynch intended to make a movie, and that's what he claims it as, but as it stands the return fundamentally follows the tv show format. the roadhouse performances over the credits at the end of each ep feel utterly vital to the experience, and that's something only a tv show can accomplish.

NOOOOO TURN TWITTER BACK ON I WAS A NICHE INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY

When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here

Elon Musk on The Simpsons coming out of a spaceship. Dialogue Elon: Hello, I'm elon musk Homer: Die!

Homer was so real for this

well it's separated into 18 episodes that all have an intro and cut to credits so I think that counts

ill fight to the death for this belief

1500 twitter followers means nothing to me anymore 38 bluesky followers is roughly equivalent to God

If I crawled my way up from irrelevancy to relative obscurity on one platform I can do it again

this feels appropriate

it's really funny that bluesky already has spam accounts. like how did they even get on here lmao

twin peaks the return is whatever i want it to be

twin peaks the return is a tv show

film bluesky hasn't really taken off yet... i'm gonna be the pioneer and be the first guy to start some annoying discourse.

just realised ive been on bluesky a couple weeks now and have never skeeted even once. so hey folks, this is my first skeet

In the mass surveillance state, we are all camgirls

great game! pay your writers first though jimmy!