Found a place you can put it since it seems to be unruly. #dallas

Awww that's a happy anteater out in the sun 😻

*reports people following Bruno to maintain equilibrium*

If you're going to be fucking gourds I honestly would be concerned if you weren't high.

You should tag them so we know who they are and they know their videos are being posted publicly.

The car key was more expensive than I thought. It was roughly $450 because they had to buy an access code or something since it's a 2007? Also, found out that I had $150 from where you parked it. Cause you couldn't put down the pipe and move 5 ft to work from home. @sailormikeyy.bsky.social

The car key was more expensive than I thought. It was roughly $450 because they had to buy an access code or something since it's a 2007? Also, found out that I had $150 from where you parked it. Cause you couldn't put down the pipe and move 5 ft to work from home. @sailormikeyy.bsky.social

Nice penis. Throw away the toilet paper rolls.
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The words say happy, but the expression says "your aunt worked very hard knitting you that sweater so go say thank you"

There's much better places to put it so you don't have to put the controller down #dallas #gay #notgonnasuckitself #whatimherefor

And some goddamn restitution for saving you from living on the streets, feeding you, your own fucking room as you stole from me and left out the fucking window the day they served my notice to vacate. AND LEAVING PICTURES OF YOUR MOM'S TITS, HER DIAPERS, AND PUSSY MEDS #whatswrongwithmariaspussytho

Don't forgot to pay me the 6 months of rent, the 500 you STOLE from my MOM, the 600 you STOLE from me, the 400 for having my car towed AFTER YOU STOLE IT AND MADE ME MISS MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY, the 300 to have a new car key made, 50 for mailbox, 25 for front door, #whatswrongwithmariaspussytho

Não foi na horas mas finalmente
SEXTOU INDO EMBORAAAAAA

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THAT'S THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD!

according to the old Ms Manners book, the customary thank you for an over the top compliment is sodomy. You're cordially invited to an intimate gather in the back of me. You can RSVP +1 if you like as there is room for two to ride in my back seat.
#dallas #buttsecks

"I’m not picky honestly 🤭"

Well well well... sounds like my cue to enter

you're unreasonably attractive

Let's spit roast a watermelon and make some daiquiris

Pull up

Jiggle jiggle

You're cute as hell, but I don't wear clothes at home so I'll just cover my ding-dong all classy like.

It's saving your spot #dallas #gay

Well look at that mess you're making. All right that's it. You can't be trusted to handle that thing on your own. Pull around back you're going to be loading those into my rear cum-post compartment. Just push it all the way in there and you can safely dispose of those biological samples.

Well, if you're touching your penis, it would be rude for me not to touch mine.

Well he can't get to everybody. So sorry altar boys having their pews pushed in the rectory.... Sorry starving children in Africa... Sorry child brides in physically abusive pre-arranged marriages. Chad needed this win at Little League so he could go finals. And Sharon really needed to find her keys

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Okay but... like... Really message me and let's make our genitals high five.

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Mine!

I can haz?