i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball

Baby Steps Developers React to 7 Minute Speedrun YouTube video by IGN

this is by far the best one of these i have ever watched www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQx_...

the changeover was expensive, but it had to be done. the local space pirates got too good at pipe dream

Our spaceship security doors are locked with an ultra-secure match 3 gem stacking minigame

the old way of telling the difference between a frog and a toad was that a frog would grant you a wish if you threw a gold coin into its mouth and a toad had a magic gemstone inside of its head. now you can just use the frog or toad identifier app.

we all know I have no life, so:

Tony Shalhoub in there for sure. 11th maybe

brother may I ponder the orb YouTube video by burialgoods

New obsession unlocked

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQZ1...

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

older phoenix telling apollo that a landmark case about public indecency involved a defendant called 'heywood jablowme' and apollo is sweating and gritting his teeth knowing it's a coinflip on whether that's a real guy or not

The issue with many "cozy" games is they're so vibes-focused, they lose sight of the CONTENT of the media they're emulating. Yes, "The Wind in the Willows" involves sitting around drinking tea, but it also includes such heartwarming episodes as "Mr. Toad steals a car" and "Rat and Mole meet God".

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

I disagree with the flak this app gets. Just don't follow people that make you cringe. Mute them. Follow the funny ones. It's like hanging out in the coloring book section of a bookstore and being like wow this place is for idiots

"Oh huh. Yeah as long as I'm here, I guess I might as well."

if I can offer a slight adjustment: the last machine works fine, but your candy bar falls perfectly into the door mechanism, wedging it shut

Creating a bank of interconnected vending machines—only 1 sells snacks, but you can’t buy directly from it. Instead, you must traverse all the other machines, buying & inserting various tokens & vouchers to get to the next machine, until you finally reach the 1 with snacks, which is out of order.

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

Archie newspaper strip dated January 31, 1973. Betty: People get more electric things than they need! Jughead: My uncle got ONE and only used it once! Betty: What was it? Jughead: The electric chair!

jesus christ jughead

SungWon Cho

Mitch

The frog directions on a Frogger arcade machine

frog directions

achenar: bring me PAGES

me: do you want mcdonald's

achenar: PAGES, DAMN YOU

me: sounds like someone's cranky and wants mcdonald's

I can't personally vouch for it but I've heard a lot of acclaim for Hundreds of Beavers

everything is a UI problem, except memory allocation, which is witchcraft

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

it's a small value of "really worked", but the Decemberists have a (pretty good!) card game called Illimat, and they sold a few extra vinyls by packing a promo card in with them. Probably worked the other direction too.

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

If you told me you were drowning
Id ask how you were able to communicate that
So you can wipe off that grin
I know it's not true
It's all been a pack of lies!

*Bad Phil Collins drum solo impression on my xylophone*