Description from Time Passages app showing the moon void of course from 1:17am 4/20 through 1pm 4/21

The moon being void for the whole of 4/20 is too funny 😶‍🌫️
#astrology

I survived a very busy weekend where I was social around unfamiliar people and my reward is having to work tomorrow?? 😩

Justice for Mandy Mango!! >:(

famous music video with first mate schee in the corner

That’s Smee in the corner

Small dog laying in loaf formation on the couch with ears perked up and alert

My coworker today might have more baseline anxiety than me 🥰

A plate of chocolate chip cookies that I baked/the only chocolate chip cookies I have ever baked

Betty Cocker back at it 👨‍🍳 (I made it to the final round of our office cookie baking contest and we both have to make our best chocolate chip cookies)

Whoa… I heard my recoded voice and didn’t recoil in horror 🫨

cuit off bsky AI at the source

block @attie.ai

I did this for Halloween one year lol

i’m intolerant about two things: ai and lactose

As someone who spent the better part of my 20s in active combat against my body hair I really hate being given ads on social media for body hair trimmers. I’m finally at peace with my homegrown sweater. Leave me the fuck aloneeeee 🐻

Well, to be accurate I’m calling them Yassified Oreos at the office because I probably can’t get away with calling them cunty 😅

Me holding my beautiful glittery chocolate sandwich cookie

We’re doing a cookie baking competition at work. I named my entry ✨cunty oreos✨ 🥰

Moon is void of course alllllllll day long. Ain’t shit getting done today friends 😘
#astrology

Happy international womens day!

Betting ads?
In my Instagram reel memes?
It’s more likely than you think.

😩

6:22pm EST: Moon in Libra goes void with a closing square to Jupiter in Cancer. Kick back and relax. The Moon's not working and you shouldn't be either. Creatively dream, float, sleep, meditate. She is void till FRIDAY NIGHT! Don't initiate new ventures tonight or tomorrow

Screenshot from my Apple Music playing “ride” by Jessie ware

This song is so fun 🤠😍

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Sleeping in your own bed after a harrowing travel experience… It’s

Me in the foreground throwing a peace sign with a green aurora in the background sky

I got to see the northern lights and that was pretty fucking neat

From renouncing Catholicism?

Vera Zvonareva still out there winning matches 😍

I contain neurodivergent multitudes 🫠

Release the bleach!

The dental assistant said I have a heavy bite and I’m not sure if I should be offended or take it as a compliment. (Judging by the fact that I was at the dentist because my tooth was fractured, maybe it’s not a compliment 😬)

Epitome (‘e-‘pi-‘tōm) 🥴

Instagram has been glitching on me all day which I think is the universe trying to say STOP DOOMSCROLLING YOU MORON YOU ARE OBLITERATING WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR SANITY AND ATTENTION SPAN NOTHING GOOD IS GOING TO COME OF YOU WASTING YOUR TIME ON THAT INFERNAL APP GO READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING

I have never been a sans serif hater until AI blew up and now I want all the serifs so I can tell AI and Al apart when I read headlines (artificial intelligence vs Albert) 😩