Is @thestorygraph.com app down for anyone else? #booksky

I haven't shared a corny joke lately, so enjoy:

If Jesus knew we'd name the day he died as "Good Friday," I bet he'd be cross.

Not Antisemitism (according to MAGA):

- Firebombing a Jewish governor‘s house during Passover
- Doing a Sieg Hitler salute
- Eating dinner with neo-Nazis

Antisemitism (according to MAGA):

- Saying Israelis and Palestinians deserve rights and dignity
- Using freedom of speech on campus

Picture with a cartoon crow that says “This is a doomscrolling checkpoint. Post a bird, cat, or dog, and go drink some water.”

It’s days like today where I remember why I’m using Facebook less.

Scoreboard showing 2025 Opening Night

Opening night for the Aberdeen Ironbirds!

The board game Jewels for the Emperor Penguin

Learned a new game tonight!

Played Jewels for the Emperor Penguin today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/40... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

River Valley Glassworks Compete to collect pieces of glass and place them strategically in your shop.

Played River Valley Glassworks 2 times today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/40... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app

Me and my husband (both pastors at different churches) get home from our midweek Lenten worships.

Me, the introvert, just wants to veg.
My husband, the extrovert, just wants to tell me all about his worship and the joke he made and what soup they had.

I just need ten minutes to decompress 😭

Thank you Senator Cory Booker 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸 #Justice @booker.senate.gov

Graphics of March reading

Covers of the seven books I read in March

March was a rough month book wise for me. But to be fair, I took over as solo pastor to 5 different churches AND it’s Lent. Which is why most of my books were audio. I DNF’d 2 books as well which is unusual, but I just didn’t have the capacity for them at this point. 7 is better than 0! #booksky

A chalk writing with the quote “This is not a left or right moment. It is a right or wrong moment.” By Senator Cory Booker.

LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor YouTube video by Associated Press

A Black man just beat the record for the longest filibuster, defeating the record previously held by a man who filibustered the literal Civil Rights Act.

As the time ticked over, Cory Booker announced he did it not out of hatred for who he opposed, but out of love for those who supported him.

Sen. Cory Booker putting his hand over his heart as he beats Strom Thurmond's floor address record

It may be breaking, but @booker.senate.gov's voice has never been more powerful.

Thank you, my friend, for speaking out for freedom, justice, and the country we love.

@fetterman.senate.gov You see what @booker.senate.gov did for the American people? That’s what I expected from you when I cast my vote for you. Someone who stood up for us. Instead you sold us out. I am forever disappointed that I helped elect you.

“I’m not going to let my inability to do everything get in the way of doing something.”

@booker.senate.gov quoting or paraphrasing his parents, eloquently.

We should all remember this mantra.

@booker.senate.gov Is giving me hope for our country. If you’re not watching, tune in and watch history happen.

Detainees at the Baltimore ICE Field Office are reportedly being held for a week or longer in an office building never designed for long-term detention, according to attorneys. baltimorebeat.com/every-human-...

What I wouldn’t give to sleep through the night again.

I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot.

Now I cranberry walk.

Ba dum tss.

If you showed up to vote more often, you would be #1 on the list a Trump supporting democrats.

You don’t have our best interests at heart. What happened to the man we elected? I miss him and the hope he gave us. You were supposed to stand against the systems, not join in. You sold us out.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Things I learned on the internet today: How to illustrate Jesus flipping over tables with keyboard symbols.

Man, he would have been a killer VP!

I had a dream that me and a group of friends were forced to play these evil games and then killed one by one.

I don’t remember ever dying in a dream before.

It was very unnerving and I haven’t been back to sleep since.

Ever wonder what happens when you cross a literary character with a pun? You get Moby Duck, the whale of a tale that’s more quack than fact.

#booksky #punny

I have grand plans when I place my grocery orders at 4:00am. They never pan out though because I’m always so exhausted from not actually sleeping… #insomnomnomia

Black/white husky mix on his back playing with blue ball.

Black/white husky mix on his back playing with blue ball.

This guy loves his ball. #dogsofbluesky #husky #bryceisnyce

Crazy but cool!!!