Future CPSC PSAs will be, "Secure the carpets in your home to make sure your home robot avoids trip hazards."

I’m vibe coding a next-gen resume analyzer. It ingests the job desc, runs a semantic scan of your CV, and generates a personalized, actionable gap-analysis report. The best part? No matter what you upload, it instantly returns: "Nah, you're fucked, mate." because what's the point anymore.

lovers' xpm

learned yesterday that the Sea Monster Ate My Ice Cream episode of ducktales was like 9/11 for hungarian children

If you use Firefox in Fedora and you *currently* lose your home page setting after updates *please* get in touch.

There is some kind of extremely stupid bug going on and people have been talking past each other about it for years. I will get down to the bottom of this.

Horse Magnifier (@sketbordcat.bsky.social)

"game where you magnify horses"

Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/03/28/h...

Take the portal from Miami Beach to the summit of Everest and you're gonna get an aerial tour of Nepal, is what I'm sayin'

Titration curve - Wikipedia

See also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titrati...

Thread of non-English Wikipedia articles about slang/idioms!!! Here's “Ketchupeffekt” from Swedish Wikipedia. They're all autotranslated to English in my browser

the other day, my (found-family) sister tried to remember my deadname, which is something we haven't talked about in over a decade.

and the name she came up with, was "Terry Bollea"

which is the birth name of Hulk Hogan

Imagine a computer like a PDP-11 but with more than 3 billion SP4T switches. The switches are various combinations of 'magic' and 'more magic'

the authors of the code are dead, there are no comments except for old code, and sometimes the comments run anyway

and it's wet

this is biology.

DAY 814 - where are your eyebrows?

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Goodbye, Galaxy!” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Dopefish in the Well of Wishes

My buddy Lindsey pacing: the Gnosticene Council is lying to us

What's this? A secret agent come to disrupt my work on my Furry Transmogrification Ray? Very well, then I shall simply make you my first test subject.
I hope you find the changes to your satisfaction... Mister Bun'd

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

"I'm glad there's OxyContin and video games to keep those people quiet." -Marc Andreessen

ancient sigils. a language of magic from a long lost society

telephony grimoire

patent so huge that the PDF from Google Patents fails to load in both Okular and Firefox, truly amazing

Climbing The North Face Of The Uxbridge Road 🧗‍♂️ | Monty Python's Flying Circus | Classic Comedy YouTube video by Classic Comedy Greats

This looks delightfully Pythonesque

Shadow Lugia Pizza Gang

DAY 787 - Dinner time

Wow Signal

DAY 780 - Tall three-eyed aliens in your area