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Is it possible that the elite city you've been told is magical is just marketed to you by capitalists that want to exploit the labor of the poor by selling a dream of a cultured, creative urban life that almost nobody realizes, at a premium cost which most struggle to barely afford?

Sitting here on the UES counting black Prada blouson jackets wondering how it is possible to have so much coin to drop on garments.

TLOAS album cover is her reflection inside of Travis' eyes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@andrewsmcmeel.bsky.social from one Kansas Citian to another, let's hold hands and leap into the Mom-Traum space together....

Don’t Remember Me & Other Dying Wishes Many species of pit vipers give birth to live young.

Hey, I'm writing a book. Here's a taste, from a reading I participated in over the summer. Please share with anyone who enjoys Mom-Traum, memoir, grief, Missouri, dark humor... Especially if they want to give me a book deal 🤝. #writing

open.substack.com/pub/blueperr...

I've lived in the Northeast for just over a week and I've used trains almost exclusively. It's thrilling.

Within the last 7 days, I filed for divorce, packed my life, moved across the country with a U-Haul and a car trailer, and now I'm going to to spend my hottest years of my life doing whatever the fuck I want.

Why are we using chat gpt in place of critical thought?

I want a smart phone with zero AI functionality. Does this exist?

The weekend of the Chappell Roan concert is going to be a bigger tourism weekend for Kansas City than any WC match ....

I have four cats and none of them are tongue-sticking-out cats and so I think five cats is reasonable.

Heartbroken for the girls. What's new?

Having a city-provided rolling dumpster for trash has changed my life as a cat owner.

Anyway, here are some coils from my garden.

✨HAM 🍖 BEAST✨

My heavily budded larkspur bloom broke off at the base of the stalk in the rain and I'm ready to burn the world.

Thinking about all the miserable marriages/relationships resulting in miserable children when people refuse to separate bc they think being miserable together is worth the cost for the value of a public education in Johnson County, Kansas. Staying together for the school district. It's kinda absurd.

kermit the frog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and says really ALT: kermit the frog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and says really

When you reach out to a relative about another relatives active suicidal ideation and as active discussion of self harm and hopelessness, and the response you get is to not reach out for emergency intervention because a 5150 could "ruin their life".

Two loaves of bread cooling on wife racks

Vibes are rancid. I'm throwing a bread party.

Please bring fancy butter, jam, or cheese.

An addled president is shredding the Constitution to usher in white nationalism and fascism while destroying the economy and our health care, so if you’re going to write an alarmist op-ed because a mayoral candidate might open five (5) city-run grocery stores, you can kindly get bent.

I'm going to miss Big Mouth. I loved this show!

I just spent $34 on Jimmy John's delivery fucking what

Everyone in my family thinks my mom's first husband was DB Cooper.

Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

I don't think Gen-Z is ready for a draft.

Waxing chains? Tire sealant? Hydraulic brakes???

Bro you are bringing too many new goos into biking.

I'm so disgusted that Donald Trump is a Gemini.

Sounds like a good life soundtrack, too