Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

Whatever happened to 4 squares?

BREAKING: DOJ investigating Iran for Mortgage Fraud.

Well played, Naomi

the brisket

You left off the unspeakable option.

My son is newly into The Lion King and now I can't stop thinking of Timon as the animal kingdom's Andrew Tate and Pumbaa and Simba as his incel gang.

We should find out whose idea it was to play loud commercials at gas pumps, and beat them with baseball bats.

JUST IN: Jim Cramer claims oil prices have climaxed.

Its never been more joever.

Apparently AWACS are not sufficiently Alpha Warfighter.

You have to focus on building up SOCOM so you can have a good pipeline of PMC operators.

Airborne tankers and radar planes are for cucks that want to have a Department of “Defense”.

My guy this was literally your job

mike johnson’s make work the past year has been nullifying the House, and thus Congress, as a constitutional actor

We must look like such a paper tiger to china and NK.

It also feels like our Ukraine. It has not only unnecessarily involved in an expensive action, but it has exposed how thinly-stretched our assets are in the Pacific and Europe if we have a conflict in the Middle East (especially without a coalition. Trying to look strong, we look weak.

Every day during the Biden administration we were on the precipice of a recession. But if the global supply chain breaks it's fine because Trump is President Business.

Accumulate fewer things

Fuck I just drove down to the strait of Hormuz and it was closed anyone else know where I can pick up some cigs and bulk polycarbonates in the neighborhood?

Forgive me but I'm rather ruthless on this subject:

Who will be burdened with cleaning it out of your place some day? What do you expect them to do with it? The youngs don't care about this sort of thing and it will be a white elephant.

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We have unilaterally disarmed under the Strategically Halting Internet Talking, Posting, and Online Submissions Treaty

Airports without ICE have six hour security lines.

Airports with ICE have six hour security lines plus failed mall cops with Nazi tattoos who screw around on their phones for 5 hours and 45 minutes and then beat up single moms for 15 minutes.

It's not that he's an evil petulant narcissistic and hateful child.

It's that he doesn't have the game to conceal it.

My grandfather was stationed in the US Army just outside Peking/Beijing during the Marco Polo Bridge incident. He never talked about it, but I can’t imagine what a tense time it must have been.

Nobody wants a Marco Polo Bridge incident.

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Good start

They don’t call them “premium” for nothing

Ok, just take my premiums