You can GET sad, just don’t go OUT sad.

I’m joking.

BREAKING:

A Virginia judge just temporarily halted the implementation of the state's new voter-approved redistricting measure.

Election officials cannot move forward now unless the ruling is overturned by a higher court.

Virginia's AG has vowed to appeal the ruling.

a man in a robe is sitting in a chair and smiling . ALT: a man in a robe is sitting in a chair and smiling .

Me last night: Well, at least the election’s over and we can finally stop hearing about this shit.

Me today to myself last night:

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. literally used tax payer dollars to film a shirtless, milk-chugging hot-tub video with Kid Rock instead of using his position to promote real, evidence-based health measures like vaccines and preventative care.

This is MAGA ‘bro culture’ as public policy: performative stunts.

*spit take*

I am old enough to remember when that charlatan Farage said leaving the EU would get immigration 'under control'.

Now he says we must all lose our human rights, leave the ECHR, leave the Refugee Convention and deport 1m people to get immigration 'under control'.

And still some people listen to him

Do y'all remember that scene in Star War where Darth Vader goes, "NOOOOOOOOOOO"? I think about it like 5 times a week.

I’ll say it again - those who benefit the most from LLM/AI use in an office job were already terrible at their job. The average-output mistake machine just happens to be better than the zero/negative productivity they were previously contributing.

Trump admin agrees to pay $1.25M to 2016 Trump adviser over surveillance DOJ OK'd the settlement with Carter Page, but he could still press claims against ex-officials.

A new wholly corrupt settlement handing your money to Trump cronies.

It’s notable for several reasons:

/1

www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Went and got herself banned in my Catholic house and I couldn’t listen to material girl no more

lol Al Roker ALSO has a murder mystery novel series!!! My man’s pockets ARE STRAIGHT (word to @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social ) 🤣🤣

So they clear the air she starts to curse that cow Eileen AND HE SAYS HE MARRIED THE COW!

BUT it turns out, she left a note with her friend Eileen telling him her family was moving, she couldn’t make the date but here’s her new address please write. BUT THAT COW EILEEN DIDN’T GIVE HIM THE NOTE!! So guy thinks he’s been stood up, girl thinks he didn’t really care since he never wrote.

So these two old people start chatting on Facebook after their respective grandsons set up their accounts.
They decide to have dinner. They realize they knew each other from grade school days and were sweet on one another. But he asked her out, she said yes and then stood him up.

RFK Jr looks like an old ass baseball glove that was left in the oven too long.

Virginia voters today to the felon squatting in the White House. Thank you!

Isn’t that the truth.

Ok, I think I've had my fill of britain, but I started this show called Last Tango in Halifax and laws, Jesus these innit toast beans people are messy boots.

Girls imagine your husbands having ten friends.

No way. . . LMAO!

Famously badly run and unlikable public entity buying famously badly run and unlikable private entity.

I imagine Savannah Guthrie is thrilled to learn that investigating a reporter was a top priority for the FBI in February and March.

How many NYTimes reporters will still attend the White House Correspondents dinner?

Even by the standards of this show, the episode about Byron is wild!!! That poor dog walker!!! The dog is like, I did not sign up for this shit! #TheHuntingParry

a woman wearing a hard rock t-shirt is standing on the side of the road looking to the side . Alt: Leota wearing a hard rock t-shirt is standing on the side of the road looking to the side .

She's also a great actress! I think it was Orange is the New Black that put her on my radar. More recently I've seen her in Peacemaker and she just kills it. ♥️

...should get your rating immediately bumped up to TV-14 or whatever. That's heavy handed BS.

This is the government's way of telling media companies to actively exclude stories that seem like they might have to do with trans issues. It's not subtle!

Yes, that makes sense