“ Yikes.. I didn’t even think about that. You’ve got a point. “

“ If I’m eating a sandwich and Marie calls me for work I’m finishing the sandwich first. I’m not wasting a Turkey sub over a few octarians… she’d probably be fine anyway. “

do you guys wanna see octavio sayin shi (a thread) #djoctavio #octaviotakowasa

“ Vampires are superior to werewolves in every way. Argue with the wall. “

“ I fucking love Halloween.. “

Hey everyone, here's an update on my current life situation.

I will be flying back to Europe in a few days and I'm going to be homeless. (1/5)

ko-fi.com/jasbiskus

“ This is a reference. I do not harm my fellow agents- “

“ Sometimes I dip neo three in tar and they scream loud as fuck. “

Tehe

Hey dumbass, why did you only address two artists?
Where are the other eight you scammed? Your shitass apology is seriously lacking, dude.

And you’ve got the audacity to use my art as your pfp on your account?

YOU DIDN’T EVEN FUCKING PAY FOR IT!

“ Checking in- never mind why are we trying to create an existential crisis or something. “

“ Mother’s Day and Father’s Day mean nothing to me. I don’t care if I sound edgy.. I know what I was to them and that was a burden. “

It’ll be a cakewalk for only so long until one of them suggests something crazy and it all goes downhill from there…

Because I’m not getting stranded with Big Man, dumb and dumber. 😢

Where’s the option to go back to Parallel Canon 🥀

💫

“ I could survive five nights at Freddy’s. “

// 10 years of Splatoon…

📱 -> you do take that little thing with you everywhere, don’t you ?

📱 -> Octoling Armor? Nice find Neo. I always wanted a pair of the goggles but didn’t get em’ for… reasons.

📱 -> Next time you head out just give me a call and I’ll tag along.

📱 -> ‘ lookin at shit ‘ sounds fun or maybe just the idea of a late night walk.

📱 -> If you ever want someone to go with you I’d be glad to join. What do you find exactly? Scrap metal or..

📱 -> I think serious is gently putting it or the least it is. What we do can be defined as insane or deadly at the most.

📱 -> I was training. I’m getting rusty with rollers. You?

📱 -> I have thought about it. More than once, actually.

📱 -> But it’s probably a lot better for EVERYONE if it’s kept on the low…

🎤: I don't care what excuse you have. If you're racist or homophobic or transphobic or whatever hateful flavor of bitch you are, you can go fuck yourself

<- hits her head on the door on the way out.

“ If I act like I think I’m the best it’s because at this point I deserve to. “

Cuttlefish and Octavio…

Color me surprised.

Are you banned from gas stations too ?

How about this weekend ?