Oh George. Bless your handsome heart, but it’s not the “good old days” anymore. @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

Seems appropriate that as midnight passes into #ValentinesDay, I’ve spent six straight hours watching the Godfather and Godfather II straight through.

I could have made it nine straight hours, but I don’t have the stomach for Godfather III. I made it as far as Andy Garcia’s shirtless scene. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Side eye to #Dearborn. Thanks for giving away our electoral votes because you just couldn’t vote for the woman.

When Canada annexes MI, can we send Dearborn to Indiana? Experience life in a backwater Red State where their vote will never mean shit because IN will always vote for a rube with an “R”

Nothing against the Serbs, but feel free to take the whole family off our hands.

Although I’m thinking that the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone would be a lovely place for a Trump family compound. Musk, baby mama’s, kids, and his snooty assed mother can join them. But Ukraine has been through enough.

She’s the BEST!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

The supermajority GOP legislature in Indiana got everyone in a tizzy over CRT. Even Republican teachers started accusing their coworkers of teaching it behind closed doors. Yeah, heaven forbid Kayden and Kayleigh learn that dear Paw Paw was a Klan member (had a lot of those in IN).

This actually happened..🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

Indiana would vote for a literally pile of 💩 in a cow pasture if it had an “R” after it.

So, #DementiaDon turned on “the big faucet” up north? 🤣🤣🍊🤡

“SUNDOWN, you better take care, if I find you been creeping’ round my back stairs…”

Don’t tell me, let me guess. The brainwashed idiot brigade at @FoxNews actually is promoting this bullshit?

Remember when she was the forgotten spawn while big sis was the Golden Child? And everyone felt just a little sorry for her? Yeah, I’m over that. The little snot can eat a huge bag of dicks.

So #Dearborn, how’s that protest vote working for you? You know, the one that you sacrificed MI’s electoral votes for? The non votes and protest votes that got this FOTUS elected (which you were told over and over would happen) and who now thinks Gaza would make a great resort area?

Epic fail @washingtonpost.com

State run media, indeed.

Curious, though. Did the fiancée that your boss ordered off Amazon come with the little inflation device, or did he have to order that separately?

Provide that Biden was correct in giving pre-emptive pardons to those he suspected that the bitter, petulant, vindictive little man baby would go after. Not that @CNN would ever point that out. They’re too afraid of bring on the tiny handed dictator’s revenge list.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

NOW will Democrats investigate this POS for #ElectionInterference?

Proud American, ashamed of the president.

Are Depends flammable? 🤞🏻

Shocking, and the bar is pretty fucking low considering that American Carnage crap from eight years ago.

Did his pants catch fire when he said it?

I didn’t the first time the Shit Show rolled into town. I watched MSNBC later for the bullet points and consulted Twitter back when it was normal. Now, I’ll check out this app. Nothing else. No ratings from me.

Cable Companies will know
Advertisers will know
Big independent TV Channels Netflix HBO HULU
will know
You will know

Don’t watch anything Orange Jesus is on. Ever
No Inauguration
No State of the Union
No Press Conference
No Oval Office Address
Nothing
Ever

Current situation:

As I watch a QVC gardening show and think about buying Spring flowers when it’s 4 degrees here in MI, my thoughts turn to the #inauguration that I’m purposely avoiding, and remember that my two Labs need their monthly flea treatments.

Because parasites came flooding into my mind, for some reason.

Vindman? He’s been targeted by The Mango Man Baby and his SPE 🍄‍🟫 minions.

And he’s still triggered by those of us not tiring from posting the Obama 2009 Inauguration crowd photos to compare. Because we’re gleefully petty about that.

So, if she walks into the ladies room (because you know Mar-a-Shithole doesn’t have unisex bathrooms) will Nancy Mace come running, screaming like a banshee as she drags Caitlyn out by her hair?

And how does she continue to associate with these 🤡’s after being forced to use the Men’s Room.

Is 12:00 PM a good time to unsubscribe from @potus, @flotus, and @vp accounts across ALL platforms (even the ones you don’t use anymore because they were desecrated by spoiled rich boys kissing the ring for tax breaks)?

Tweak the gigantic man baby ego by making his followers plummet.

The internet had the potential to make humans so much smarter and interconnected. Instead, it's dumbing us down and siloing us off. A real tragedy.

2. Will those schools be given a reimbursement? Of course not. This motherflucker cares zero about education. Zero about others, and the millions he received in “Inauguration donations” that wil no longer be necessary, is going straight into his pocket #GrifterinChief