Know you said this is sarcasm, but you're absolutely cooking
Posting your voice AND your face on a publicly accessible internet profile, in an era when AI is rampantly unregulated, shown to be weaponized primarily against Black people, and under an admin that HATES US
Whew. God bless 😶
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"There's no hate like Christian love."
-somebody wiser than me
“I cannot teach unsafe people to be my safe space”. A lesson given for sure.
You're looking at velvet malachite, Cu2CO3(OH)2.
A few warnings:
Please resist the urge to touch it to feel how soft it is.
Absolutely /do not/ lick it.
Keep far away from any Supermen.
If a wingéd creature emerges, do not agree to any pacts.
Let's talk about the science here.
Toya in a green skirt/shirt set that she made herself. 🥳 it compliments her dark skin. It is her first iteration of this outfit that she has made.
Toya in a green skirt/shirt set that she made herself. 🥳 it compliments her dark skin. 🔥🥹
Toya in a green skirt/shirt set that she made herself. 🥳 Y’all can’t see it now but when she makes the alterations to hug her body?! WHEW 😅 PRESSURE
Oh! Wifey said I could share these with yall! 🥳😊
She’s very proud of her sewing journey. (I am proud of her too!)
She made this outfit! 🔥🔥🔥
Objection, Your Honor. Speculation and hearsay
Case in point LOL
Mashed potato waffle (the potato IS the waffle 👀), topped with breakfast gravy, scrambled eggs, and sausage slices
Side of veggies so my heart and arteries don't hate me 😅
The question in response to this should always be, "If I try, is there a chance I might die in the process???" 🤣
“I can’t believe what you say because I see what you do.” — James Baldwin
Ill-suited to *gestures at everything and almost everyone*, but still resilient and faintly optimistic enough to try to find or create my place of belonging
Things parents say or do to their children, because they're inured to the potential impact, while those children haven't yet developed emotional armor
Yes
Misanthropic tendencies 🤝🏿 growing sense of empathy
The most creative or original dish that I think will appeal to my flavor palette, if they have one
4:30, for no discernable reason 🥲
Good day at the gym for her & everyone who had the privilege to watch!
Every new story about that company with the smiling arrow just further validates the hatred I've had for them for over a decade now 😊
P.S.
Fuck Amazon
Late night reflection:
Those with a vision who then turn their vision into reality and purpose will leave a legacy for the next generations to come. May your life be the blueprint for those to follow.
For 4/20 my wife got high, sat in a chair petting a cat for an hour, then announced out loud to nobody in particular:
"I'm gonna make pasta beans. Don't ask what that is"
Then she got up and now the kitchen smells amazing.
Indeed trying to make me a millionaire with this "Business Development" role
There's a lot (A. LOT) I hate about this current job market and search. But the salary ranges on some of these "we'll call the title ANYTHING but Sales" jobs is actually a little funny 😂
Ohhhhhh. I missed some context. That makes sense 🫡
The few times I've posted my 🍆 on Thick Thursdays, my posts don't get a ton of traction. Which is fine. The small ego boost is nice, but I don't really need the affirmation from ppl online
That said, it's at least never been called "ugly", or even worse, "ashy". For which, I actually AM grateful 😂
I don't even go to church anymore, and I'd still fold. ELITE game
I'm never bored because there's always something to overthink about.
I don't eat Mexican food all that often, despite living in SoCal. But when the mood strikes, a chipotle chicken quesadilla will hit the fucking spot EVERY time
Emails released on Monday by California’s attorney general show Amazon allegedly colluding with other companies to raise the prices of pet treats, khaki pants, eyedrops and other products sold online
I hate when people feel like they gotta get American names. If they can say Roethlisberger, they can say Adebayo.