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Posts by 250 LB Weighted Blanket

Know you said this is sarcasm, but you're absolutely cooking

Posting your voice AND your face on a publicly accessible internet profile, in an era when AI is rampantly unregulated, shown to be weaponized primarily against Black people, and under an admin that HATES US

Whew. God bless 😶

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"There's no hate like Christian love."

-somebody wiser than me

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“I cannot teach unsafe people to be my safe space”. A lesson given for sure.

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#avengersendgamemovie #filmmaking #behindthescenes🎬

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You're looking at velvet malachite, Cu2CO3(OH)2.

A few warnings:
Please resist the urge to touch it to feel how soft it is.
Absolutely /do not/ lick it.
Keep far away from any Supermen.
If a wingéd creature emerges, do not agree to any pacts.

Let's talk about the science here.

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Toya in a green skirt/shirt set that she made herself. 🥳 it compliments her dark skin. It is her first iteration of this outfit that she has made.

Toya in a green skirt/shirt set that she made herself. 🥳 it compliments her dark skin. It is her first iteration of this outfit that she has made.

Toya in a green skirt/shirt set that she made herself. 🥳 it compliments her dark skin. 🔥🥹

Toya in a green skirt/shirt set that she made herself. 🥳 it compliments her dark skin. 🔥🥹

Toya in a green skirt/shirt set that she made herself. 🥳

Y’all can’t see it now but when she makes the alterations to hug her body?! WHEW 😅 

PRESSURE

Toya in a green skirt/shirt set that she made herself. 🥳 Y’all can’t see it now but when she makes the alterations to hug her body?! WHEW 😅 PRESSURE

Oh! Wifey said I could share these with yall! 🥳😊

She’s very proud of her sewing journey. (I am proud of her too!)

She made this outfit! 🔥🔥🔥

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Objection, Your Honor. Speculation and hearsay

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Case in point LOL

Mashed potato waffle (the potato IS the waffle 👀), topped with breakfast gravy, scrambled eggs, and sausage slices

Side of veggies so my heart and arteries don't hate me 😅

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The question in response to this should always be, "If I try, is there a chance I might die in the process???" 🤣

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“I can’t believe what you say because I see what you do.” — James Baldwin

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Ill-suited to *gestures at everything and almost everyone*, but still resilient and faintly optimistic enough to try to find or create my place of belonging

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Things parents say or do to their children, because they're inured to the potential impact, while those children haven't yet developed emotional armor

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Yes

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Misanthropic tendencies 🤝🏿 growing sense of empathy

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The most creative or original dish that I think will appeal to my flavor palette, if they have one

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4:30, for no discernable reason 🥲

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Good day at the gym for her & everyone who had the privilege to watch!

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Every new story about that company with the smiling arrow just further validates the hatred I've had for them for over a decade now 😊

P.S.

Fuck Amazon

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Late night reflection:

Those with a vision who then turn their vision into reality and purpose will leave a legacy for the next generations to come. May your life be the blueprint for those to follow.

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For 4/20 my wife got high, sat in a chair petting a cat for an hour, then announced out loud to nobody in particular:

"I'm gonna make pasta beans. Don't ask what that is"

Then she got up and now the kitchen smells amazing.

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Indeed trying to make me a millionaire with this "Business Development" role

Indeed trying to make me a millionaire with this "Business Development" role

There's a lot (A. LOT) I hate about this current job market and search. But the salary ranges on some of these "we'll call the title ANYTHING but Sales" jobs is actually a little funny 😂

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Ohhhhhh. I missed some context. That makes sense 🫡

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The few times I've posted my 🍆 on Thick Thursdays, my posts don't get a ton of traction. Which is fine. The small ego boost is nice, but I don't really need the affirmation from ppl online

That said, it's at least never been called "ugly", or even worse, "ashy". For which, I actually AM grateful 😂

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I don't even go to church anymore, and I'd still fold. ELITE game

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I'm never bored because there's always something to overthink about.

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I don't eat Mexican food all that often, despite living in SoCal. But when the mood strikes, a chipotle chicken quesadilla will hit the fucking spot EVERY time

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I hate when people feel like they gotta get American names. If they can say Roethlisberger, they can say Adebayo.

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