VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

what does getting a haircut have to do with home depot

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath

sick. jihyo gives 110% every show

We all have days like this

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

nobody cares

watch the genius if you like:

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

i need the bjork hoagies

I've lived in Maine's Second District. It's an economically depressed area, and a physically beautiful one with wonderful people and potential. The number one thing you hear there, walking around, talking to folks, is: how long are we going to let the Iranian regime continue to arm the Houthis?

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

an ancient meme, but with edited text: web advert image with a photo of a Black woman looking quizzical, and the headline "Centipedes? In MY regino?" and under that the text "It's more likely thank you think." and a fake button that says "FREE PC CHECK!"

A crusty baguette roll filled with folded roast beef, caramelized onions, and provoline cheese, sitting on a marble slab cutting board above the Arby's logo

Arby's Italian Beef 'n Provolone (2003-2003): This sandwich featured Arby's signature roast beef--marinated in Italian herbs and seasonings--topped with provolone, roasted caramelized onions, and au jus, all served on a crusty baguette roll

It's 2AM & I'm watching anime that look & sound like this.

Repeating "Oh no. Toilet" to myself all day.

*glowing dog collar* Renshin A Go-Go, Raggy!

yeah man i'm fully aligned on adding capabilities to the RAG:

Rewatching
fAncams of
Gaeul

i would get a cel shaded vtuber and the game goes in the shitty little tv or moltar’s feed depending on what scene is showing

let’s go to “the beach”

the exit?

your hole

you are already outside, but do you want to go Second Outside?

watching mind enterprises on the coachella stream and i'm convinced they've won. they beat the music festival. slathering live italo disco onto a massive crowd at one of the largest in the world. living the dream

Super Mario Bros. "ACE" TAS Showcase and Console Verification YouTube video by Kosmic 2

you will notice that the video isn't even halfway over when they get the game end text. you must keep watching

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This week on Beyond Yacht Rock 2000: Alternarave, a rundown of the Madchester-adjacent psychedelic dance-rock singles that managed to cross over in America, where most of the core classics did not!
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nasa better set us free at the end of this stream

nah it’s probably ass. but it’s Our ass. to skeet on.

they should bring back the fail whale over here

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i’d also argue the effectiveness of ads (the protocol) is what convinced people that google could afford to give everyone a gig of email space for free and sustain it on more ads

You know I got it