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Posts by Édouard 🌷🪴

Pour la résilience du réseau, souscrivez au relais aviaire 🐦🫡

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And any instance of relay that is down will have zero impact on the other relays. Blacksky relay was still up. I do not see your point if it is a technical one.

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We beat Google’s zero-knowledge proof of quantum cryptanalysis Trail of Bits discovered and exploited memory safety and logic vulnerabilities in Google’s Rust zero-knowledge proof code to forge a proof claiming better quantum circuit performance metrics than Goog...

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The rollback feature allows mistakes 🐣

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I thought this device came with a clear shell option😔

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Mastodon can be used as a DDOS tool · Issue #4486 · mastodon/mastodon Hi ! Today I found this tweet : https://twitter.com/mattiasgeniar/status/892446659245993984 I tried to post a link on my instance, Mastodon.cloud, and follow the link's web server logs -> 400 insta...

Largest mastodon instance can be victime of DDOS attack. Also do you know which software can be a DDOS vector ? github.com/mastodon/mas...

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Woah!! This is an AMAZING writeup!! Good lord, the visualization of the TIME_WAIT state problem is fantastic!

@norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com nailed this one, way better than I did tbh!

I'd also never heard of the messy 9 before, that's great!

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Meta employee in London accused of downloading 30,000 private Facebook images Police investigating as former worker is suspected of having designed program to avoid security checks

And yet people question why we need encryption

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Me with the grave of Niels Bohr

Me with the grave of Niels Bohr

Around the same time last year, I visited Assistens Kirkegård. Sadly, Niels Bohr had nothing to say from his grave to help us mitigate the quantum threat 👻 (seems to be the month subject).

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If your plan is to stay in the kitchen where the gossips happen, then crêpes or pancakes.

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Right now, the astronauts must be thinking:

"The Earth is getting awfully big in the window."

Artemis II is dropping toward perigee for the TLI burn that will send it to the Moon.🔭 #astro

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The Cost of Concurrency Coordination with Jon Gjengset
The Cost of Concurrency Coordination with Jon Gjengset YouTube video by Jane Street

banger talk on what an actually make a given lock structure slow, focusing on Mutex vs RwLock & then showing an alternative for rare-write many-reader scenarios.
might surprise you. if you 🦀 then you have probably seen Jon's videos before

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I hope it is not an april fool, because I love it 🐶

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April Cools' Club

Bon moment pour mettre en avant www.aprilcools.club qui nous soulage des blagues génantes avec du contenu sympa.

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The forced global adoption of puritanistic American cultural norms vis sexuality and nudity via app store/payment processor rules is one of the least-discussed free speech issues of the last decade and this lack of attention is going to hurt online expression so much in the years to come.

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have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

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two images, one with a Mr sleeping and the second awakening:
- devs use claude to generate sql for their custom feeds: i sleep
- normal users use claude to generate sql for their custom feeds: real shit

two images, one with a Mr sleeping and the second awakening: - devs use claude to generate sql for their custom feeds: i sleep - normal users use claude to generate sql for their custom feeds: real shit

Gatekeepers gonna gatekeep #attie

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My daughter was born one month ago, I am happy that I did not named her Juliet otherwise we would have a pb you and me ⚔️ #namesquatteuse

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Is it the clickhouse mentioned ?

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The Signal protocol is well documented but hard to grasp the first time. Especially what's happening under the hood while using a messaging app. I built an educational tool that lets you chat on a simulated phone and see protocol details in real time, completely offline. Enjoy!

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Leonardo Morales y Pedroso.
Mosaico de medusas, Mansión Pollack, La Habana, 1930.

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Cheering Vectorware on in the hopes they retroactively validate my laziness in never learning CUDA

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Je ne puis demeurer loin de func foo(bar interface{}) interface{}

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Lille atproto meetup - Avril 2026 Le programme est en cours de finalisation, mais il inclura une session de questions-réponses, suivie d’échanges informels. Le lieu sera choisi en fonction du nombre de participants. Merci de vous ...

Meetup atproto à Lille le samedi 25 avril à partir de 10h30 ☕

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cc: @erlend.sh

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edouard.paris/vm-atlogin-mas-matrix atlogin + MatrixAuthentificationService + Matrix

For the curious, I extracted the code, asked 🤖 to simplify it and moved it to a public repo.

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*in the GNU Larzac

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If @nixos.org suprises me with this prompt, I swear I migrate to Guix and sheperd and go live in the Larzac 🐑

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Python 4 is released ? /s

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