“Lord Almighty, I feel my temperature risin’…”

Nope. These people are permanently broken.

Without the Vermouth, the Strait would be almost completely dry.

She should call David Hogg. Maybe he can relate with her plight.

🤞

F that guy

I’ll believe it when I see it, James.

“Blockade Of The Blockhead!!”

Got it. Cool.

Jeffries is learning the art of the own goal from Schumer.

🤞

Eastman’s Kodak moment, y’all.

Next time, lock Fetterman in a broom closet before the vote.

It pairs well with a severed whale head I’ve heard.

Will the severed whale head get jealous over this revelation?

Gasp. 😐

Eastman getting permanently disbarred is a Kodak moment.

Ticketmaster has been a monopoly since they absorbed TicketTron.

Pearl Jam tried to tell y’all.

Destroy TicketMaster.

Well, duh.

Much respect to The Blues. YNWA.

Mm-hmm.

During our lifetimes?

He’s right. I have also lost all respect for confirmed Black man Bill Burr.

Good thing that Nebraska can just fall back on its robust tourism industry to pick up the financial slack. 😁

So, it WASN’T a photograph?! Well, that changes everything. 🤔

I guarantee you that Trump will call nepobaby Ellison “Eric” throughout the whole meal.

I noticed that Trump was corrupt in the late 1980’s. Vote for me.

Perp walk! Perp walk! Perp walk!

That would involve a display of mild courage by House Democrats. I won’t hold my breath.

ARREST HER.

Should we make another movie using his memoirs of these events? Someone call Glenn Close stat!