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SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

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Image of Earth bisected by the terminator line. The terminator divides Earth\u2019s surface diagonally, shrouding the top left half in darkness. Earth\u2019s illuminated surface is mostly blue and covered in swirling white clouds. Credit: NASA

Image of Earth bisected by the terminator line. The terminator divides Earth\u2019s surface diagonally, shrouding the top left half in darkness. Earth\u2019s illuminated surface is mostly blue and covered in swirling white clouds. Credit: NASA

Image of crescent Earth. Against the blackness of space, the shining blue and white of Earth appears like a smile. Credit: NASA

Image of crescent Earth. Against the blackness of space, the shining blue and white of Earth appears like a smile. Credit: NASA

Image of Earth from the Artemis II mission. Earth fills the bottom half of the image, its surface covered in blue water and swirling white clouds. Earth\u2019s limb is a blue glow against the curvature of Earth. Credit: NASA

Image of Earth from the Artemis II mission. Earth fills the bottom half of the image, its surface covered in blue water and swirling white clouds. Earth\u2019s limb is a blue glow against the curvature of Earth. Credit: NASA

Image of Earth from the Artemis II mission. Earth fills the top half of the image. Through the gaps in white cloud cover, green and brown land masses are visible, as is blue water. Credit: NASA

Image of Earth from the Artemis II mission. Earth fills the top half of the image. Through the gaps in white cloud cover, green and brown land masses are visible, as is blue water. Credit: NASA

WE HAVE NEW IMAGES OF EARTH FROM ARTEMIS II!!!

LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL OUR PLANET IS!! HAPPY EARTH DAY!

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Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair

Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

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There's no better pairing. Well other than maybe sprinkling some pearing in there. A tanukis nature abilities would make for some adorable and awesome cosplay if you retained your nerdiness.

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is that all this guy thinks about

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Graze it

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Moushley can be defeated using Air Man's weapon, it's true

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Bunny pogging

Bunny pogging

When there's veggies and greens at the function!

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Hope you recover quickly!

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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

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How do you type with boxing gloves on?

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teaaaa

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Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

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Watercolor artwork depicting two Jammies carrying one large orange and green gummy worm.

Watercolor artwork depicting two Jammies carrying one large orange and green gummy worm.

Gummy Worm Hat
[ #art #oc #watercolor ]

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BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

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You gonna eat that?

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-I don't remember these tv shows/movies.
#MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

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Other means of transportation
#oc

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check out this guy

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Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

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Dame and Stanley

Dame and Stanley

A Big Bad Encounter #toon #furryart

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Ganon is "people named bart"
Link is "bartenders"

It's a name joke

Ganon is "people named bart" Link is "bartenders" It's a name joke

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Four panel comic. Two characters sit with collars. 
"It's bad enough the aliens took over..."
"But did they HAVE to make us their pets?!"
From off camera: "Gleeba za gneepnarp?"
The complaining character jumps up with joy. "Oh boy gneepnarp!"

Four panel comic. Two characters sit with collars. "It's bad enough the aliens took over..." "But did they HAVE to make us their pets?!" From off camera: "Gleeba za gneepnarp?" The complaining character jumps up with joy. "Oh boy gneepnarp!"

Gneepnarp

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