solid pitch

porting over old tweets is the way

sixty years of bug science canned and in your hand

macking cheese

id stop the world and fw you

olethra mccloud

Delroy Lindo rizz in Sinners is off the charts

BILLIONAIRE: Lying Zohran Mamdani says that the rich have too much power. Here is the politician I have personally selected to be mayor instead.

it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself

heyy sorry about the last five or six years, i was scared

when both wolves inside me died, the deer began to flourish. left unchecked, all flora consumed, starvation took the herd. cascading failure has driven my spiritual ecosystem to total collapse. i cough up their bones and add them to my Bone Man; a skeletal golem built to generate shareholder value,

glad to see you’re still out here cooking Dennis

napoleon was the original Island Boy

Once again milf hunters will be honoring mother's day with the traditional amnesty

Chess dot com coach be like Think about Checkmate
I am dude you’re not helping

[Daft Punk “Doin’ It Right” voice]
🎶 Turkish delight
You have no moral compass
‘Cause it’s Turkish delight
Selling out your favorite siblings
For some Turkish delight
What if Jesus was a lion
Here’s some Turkish delight 🎶

Why are so many people following me. Knock that off

The lesson we learn from Shutter Island’s Teddy Daniels is that killing your wife is generally a bad move

about once in every eight times I smoke weed I gain the ability to play chess like Bobby fischer

you’re a poet

I’m choking down bile in John’s Creek Georgia. I’m filing down my fingerprints

I’m dodging God’s phone calls voicemail filling. I’m drinking milk out a styrofoam cup

I’m exploding omnidirectionally. For a fraction of a second my blood and bones form a fractal that contains the secrets of the universe if anyone even cares.

I got a crochet blanket on in a granny way. Crossing my legs and shit

you hear about this ?

let justice be done though the heavens fall

If Bo burnham had to live my life he would have snapped a long time ago

finished disco elysium too fast and never got to find out if i was gay :(