Wash Day. 🪮🪮

The new Tyla x Zara song is cute but it needed a bridge real bad. I feel that way about most of Tyla's songs, they're fun but never go anywhere or reach a true peak.

Zara ate her vocals up, per usual.

Oh baby, I don’t look like this now. 😭

I cannot believe people still use vaseline for anything having to do with jacking off or penetrative sex. 😵‍💫

I'm surprised I wasn't to be honest with the way I was eating and drinking.

My adderall + stress and anxiety from the last 10 months got me almost there to be honest. 😭💀

They said "Are you sure??" 😂

These companies have no problem yanking those payments out of your account as soon as the clock strikes midnight on the due date.

Now when its time for them to pay me, I gotta wait 7-10 business days AFTER the end of the festival to get paid out for selling my Coachella pass.

What?? 💀

I was so tight, right, slim and trim when we were all stuck in the house in 2020. 😭

There’s a reason all that steam be radiating off they heads in the winter. 🤭

Wait, now why us Aquarians in it?!? 😭

Y’all be so fine!

Got damn. 🫠😮‍💨

I am big

Eating butt and making them nut hands free.

Absolutely absurd salary range. I made close to that range in my first corporate job out of undergrad and I was in the upper midwest. Offering that in LA is ridiculous.

a man wearing a yellow jacket and scarf is standing in a crowd of people . ALT: a man wearing a yellow jacket and scarf is standing in a crowd of people .

So #MarvelRivals didn't need to give Black Cat that stolen magical artifacts angle to make her a formidable addition to the game.

Between her already established ability to manipulate bad luck, retractable claws and then all her gadgets (grapnel, electromagnetic lenses etc.) she didn't need it.

Exactly! 💀

My youngest niece already asking for money to go and I told her I ain't got it and never will have it, girlie.

I've known about that Usher/Chris Brown tour since late last year and I still don't understand why Usher Raymond would agree to do it.

Going on tour with Fistopher Brown does absolutely nothing positive for Usher and his brand and only benefits that tumbling crackhead's image.

They're literally incapable of doing the easiest, most mundane tasks without laying out very specific instructions and being as detailed as possible. It's exhausting! 😭

🌕🌗🌑

Yep. It's cause Jacob Elordi is a Bottega ambassador.

Sheesh.

IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO ATTACK SAM ALTMAN'S HOUSE STAY IN LINE!!!

Exactly and the Krakoa era continued to prove Magneto has always been right. Mutants left human society, created their own and minded their business and humans still couldn’t leave them alone.

I don’t think he/his decision was good or bad, it’s just simply about survival for him and his people.

Humans are constantly trying to eradicate mutants. At some point it unfortunately comes down to - if we don’t get them first they’ll eventually get all of us.