My roman friend I brought to the future from around 30 CE: Is he like, you know, *limp wrist gesture* Greek?

TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask

00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
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03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

just had an extremely cursed thought. what if elder millennials are just unleaded gen x

A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.

alright

and on the 6th day God created the Newport

Trump and his ilk hate science and want to destroy the earth.

Robo Ky Wins!

transbians will really join a polycule instead of going to therapy

It'd be funny if this time the "sophisticated DDOS" turns out to be like, someone slopped up some code that only works if you are getting 100 views a day, anything beyond that naturally being a sophisticated distributed denial of service attack.

I once took down the DPRK website by linking it.

pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a...

The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

The 7/10 reviews for Tomodachi Life are upset over the lack of sharing features in the game (I get it) but theres also something really charming about seeing people's takes on the same character. My Kobeni Mii looks different from other people's Kobeni. It's like this tweet

Hey babe, am I a vibe-coded social network? Cause I'm down bad for you

just booted up Pokemon Emerald and they put a fucking data center in Little Root Town 😭

Hi! A responsible title to this article would have been something like, "Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas calls for violent right-wing revolution against most of the American populace".

i dont know what compels me to write these things

what if instead of a blood test you got a breast milk test

me, fiasco, a large fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, looking as grump as possible. only my head is visible. my chin is resting on my owner's new blackout blinds (blue with a gold pattern).

Fiasco am not having a good day

So much FURNITURE MOVING

Big Friend even says I will have to move off DIS STUFF bc 'is on the bed and will need to move bed next'

Am being oppress

Every Miku is Canon

τὸ μόνον ἀθἀνατον ἡ μεταβολή.

unika...

Which character should I try to get to Emperius rank in Strive? 🤔

Lucy
Elphelt
Unika

I need to do more research on these characters since it seems they are under explored currently

Theology is always a matter of opinion, not fact. Although my theology prof Mark Heim said you could empirically prove one (only one) doctrine, every day: the existence of Original Sin.

zionist kung fu panda be like sensei i skadooshed a childrens hospital

theyve been putting it in mine for years

juice that makes you crave male attention like you crave water after a popeyes biscuit

A hood classic, the guilty gear