One time in high school I lost credit on an essay question for assuming the Sherman Antitrust Act had been repealed. After the teacher explained it was still in effect, he saw the gears turning in my head and said “…You know what, I’m going to give you these points back”
bsky holding it down on sunday
If you love color or nudibranchs (why not both?) this thread is marvelous!
There was a brief moment where the Star Wars movies were poised to make a neat little point about how there are no Chosen Ones and true change requires all of us. And then instead they go with “All big plot developments are the result of a Skywalker, like if space had a Kennedy family”
Shady websites always advertise like “click here to meet naughty unfaithful women” but I am looking for women who are faithful and kind
When I was in undergrad Easter fell on 4/20, and my friends started doing a churchlike group call and response of “He is risen” “He is risen inweed”
Hey babe, sorry to keep calling, I know you’re at work. Can you come home real quick, I got caught in the glue trap again
Just watched Project Hail Mary and unfortunately I am a huge sucker for the “befriending a weird little alien” trope
Unfortunately I have accidentally spent many years refining my brain into a torture prison
Born to be subjugated and exploited as a beast of burden
Do you ever think about how Yoshi is wearing fresh kicks and a saddle straight out of the eggshell
The desire to raise kids is completely alien to me, but sometimes when my seedlings germinate, for a brief moment, I kinda get it
The reason conservatives love inflicting lead exposure on everyone is because they are trying to create more conservatives
STOP TELLING AUTISTIC PEOPLE “Let’s get coffee sometime!” IS INSINCERE, I AM TRYING TO GET COFFEE WITH AUTISTIC PEOPLE!!!
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake
leland palmer in the black lodge
Hey man, the boys wanted me to come check on you. We noticed you’ve been listening to bathtub mermaid on loop for four days straight
girl the way I was in a dogmatic slumber
First base: Mutual secret yearning
Second base: Exchanging answers to the Philpapers “My Philosphical Views” questionnaire
Third base: Eye contact
“Can you explain this gap in your resume?” Yes, I was pulling bindweed
A dating app that pairs you up with someone to argue with on specific topics. It’s called Bickr
Got angrily honked at by a driver with a “KYS” license plate. Ok I guess
Three of them
Three bean salad is not salad. It’s just beans
everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine
She is not using the buttons at all, presumably because she thinks I’m not smart enough
I am sorry but this is still the core problem with trying to parse anything he says about tariffs.
My theory is that you’re partially so sweet and kind because you channel your bloodlust into Scrabble
Tomorrow I’m pet sitting one of those dogs trained to talk with buttons, propose your cognitive experiments now
Asking just in case I ever go to Tennessee and fall in love
Can you still use the “Are you from Tennessee?” pickup line when you’re in Tennessee?