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shout out to the perverts who came up with this one, absolutely incredible tech

some of you need to apologize to The Wire Season 5

relatable

why compartmentalize? Superman fought the KKK. Captain America killed Nazis. You made Sheriff of Babylon and Strange Adventures. I don't believe all fiction must be political, but I don't believe the opposite is true either: if our hearts cry out for stories to be told, shouldn't we be telling them?

for a cat one year is seven years so if you're an hour late feeding them they've actually been waiting for seven hours, if you had to wait at a restaurant for seven hours and you couldn't eat anywhere else you'd probably be screaming too

working on my horror/thriller screenplay

it's based on the chilling true story of the time I couldn't find the charger for my noise-canceling headphones and I almost had to hear the sounds in my apartment

In the name of scientific inquiry I flipped the image and changed the background and face, then asked for an honest evaluation

grok popped the fuck off

@edcaesar.bsky.social enjoyed reading your piece, were there any other good nicknames that got left on the cutting room floor?

The Cocaine Kingpin Living Large in Dubai Daniel Kinahan, an Irish drug dealer, commands a billion-dollar empire from the U.A.E. Why isn’t he in prison?

This week's New Yorker has a story about the Kinahan cartel, which includes their delightful nicknames:

The Panda
The Penguin
The Viper
Fatso
The Dapper Don
The Belly
Flatcap
The Ghost (Hezbollah operative)
The Butcher (hit man)
Duck Egg
Knife
Chess

and they called their assassin teams NINJAS

May 26, 2026

Dark Knight Strikes Again, 2002

nice argument

unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the dandy highwayman you're too scared to mention

Conker, my dear friend, you could NEVER have a bad fur day

I don't like watching music videos because they interfere with the images and feelings songs naturally put in my head

@dieworkwear.bsky.social what's the best handbag for smuggling human kidneys across the border?

two sleepy direwolf puppies with the text WINTER HAS COME overlaid on them in the Game of Thrones font, along with a distinct lack of the book THE WINDS OF WINTER by author George R.R. Martin

GRRM just posted this on his blog

He goes on to clarify that Winds of Winter is NOT out and this is actually about the direwolves and then he posts an article about the direwolves (tbf the direwolves are cool)

He's just actively trolling us now

#GameofThrones #AbsoluteFucker

oh it's also The Devil Wears Prada, okay

Great work, Marne! You're crushing it!

Mark Zuckerberg smiling like a weird little freak with John Key the Prime Minister of Australia at Facebook headquarters.

I can definitely see why they've got an injunction on this

I'm reading #CarelessPeople and I am looking forward to The Social Network 2