If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees

Yes, plagiarism is bad, but the fact is, if Shakespeare hadn't seen West Side Story, we would never have had Romeo and Juliet

My uncle brought out a range of women's nightwear that’s so ugly he's being sued for gross negligées

It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.

New episode klaxon! Trish of the Day Series 2 Ep 5 out today.

This week’s hot topics: Trish’s mother Shirley shares money-saving tips from yesteryear, and Trish and Sue dive into the world of ASMR. Available in many podcasty places and:
www.podbean.com/ep/pb-dtnjg-...

My anxiety here would not be because of the height, but everyone hating me asking to descend every 20 minutes so I can go to the loo

Lovely to see my hotel has a sculpture of the Queen

I’m in Albania for a few days and it’s rather lovely

"Bacon sandwich, please"
"Sir, this is a gym"
"Oh, sorry"
*does star-jumps*
*panting*
"Bacon sandwich, please"

Woke up ready to seize the day. That day is some time in 2027

Well, I got a show out of it so there is one upside. Thank you :-)

Craig Deeley: Literally The Joke - Rik Mayall Comedy Festival Part stand-up, part PowerPoint meltdown, “Literally The Joke” showcases the reactions of strangers from the internet when a comedian tries out new gags online. The show takes a trip through the divers...

I'm very excited to be doing my show 'Literally the Joke' at the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival, Droitwich, 2 June. Come along if you're nearby, what else would you be doing on a Tuesday night? www.rikmayallcomedyfestival.com/events/craig...

“Haha, yeah I get that a lot. It’s Donald, actually. Dr Donald”

New episode klaxon! Trish of the Day Series 2 Ep4. Trish and Sue delve into what's trending holiday-wise, and meet a 1990s celeb for beauty and personal grooming tips. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-n36nc-...

This week, Thurs 16th, Fri 17th April, we're returning to Old Joint Stock Theatre, Birmingham, with our Improvised Murder Mystery. www.oldjointstock.co.uk/whats-on/an-...

So now I'm told that when cats bring in dead mice, they aren't "trophies", but a critique on your own ability to hunt and feed yourself. Which is a bit rich from an an animal that gives it the big leg rub when it fancies a pouch of salmon & herring, the grifting whiskery pricks.

New episode klaxon! Series 2 Ep 3 out today.

This week’s hot topics: Trish and Sue ask etiquette expert Julius how to avoid social faux pas, and a catch up with Janine, the guest from series 1 who married a ghost

www.podbean.com/ei/pb-a3juw-...

Happy Bank Holiday Monday to everyone except people who pronounce 'pronunciation' as 'pronounciation'

[Spelling bee]
"Your word is DEFLECTION"
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"Can YOU use it in a sentence?"

Trish of the Day S2 Ep2

Episode 2 of Series 2 of my daft podcast Trish of the Day has just dropped, as the old people pretending to be kids say. I'd love it if you'd give it a listen/like/comment. On Podbean, Apple Podcasts, Amazon, YouTube and other podcasty places including Spotify, here: open.spotify.com/show/31i1Z3A...

April Fools' Day in the UK peaked with the spaghetti tree prank in 1957.

😘

New Episode klaxon! Trish of the Day, series 2 ep 2. This week's hot topics - the importance of a good first impression, and 'the ick'. Available on Podbean, Spotify, Apple, and other podcasty places. www.podbean.com/ep/pb-gdggc-...

Pluggy plug plug. Series 2 Ep1 is here, Ep 2 out this Tuesday www.podbean.com/ei/pb-bhth5-...

New episode klaxon! Series 2 Ep1, available on Podbean, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and other podcasty places I published new episode:Trish of the Day S2 Ep1, please check it out. www.podbean.com/ei/pb-bhth5-...

New episode klaxon! Series 2 Ep1, available on Podbean, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and other podcasty places I published new episode:Trish of the Day S2 Ep1, please check it out. www.podbean.com/ei/pb-bhth5-...

If only there was some way to find out. I dunno, maybe we could watch it before trying to guess. No that’s crazy.

[First draft of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe]

Lion: I'm a lion!

Witch: and I'm a witch!

Wardrobe: and I'm a wardrobe!

In unison: and we're best friends!!

C.S. Lewis's editor: no.

They missed a trick not calling it a Croft

Changing passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts against me