Imitation crab (the good kind), canned corn, kewpie mayo, grillo’s pickle de gallo, and everything but the elote seasoning: the best little snack

Zayn dropped a new album so I will not be ok for the next 6-9 months.

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Happy 4/20 everyone

I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real

I just watched a vid of a supercell (?) and if I saw that IRL, I would think the world is ending

A small white and golden fluffy pup wearing a yellow hoodie is walking along a pavement

Just out for a quick stroll. Attention @nedpyle.com it’s Pocket-sized Indy.

It only really works if you live super close to the airport

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

We realized that none of the friends we grew up with (except for the ones who retired early bc RSUs) are able to buy in the area that we grew up in bc it’s so god damn expensive there

We live here

Being catcalled by men: trash

Being catcalled (complimented really) by women: makes my day and we’re besties now

Me: Huntington Beach is the Florida of Orange County

*drive into HB*

Him: I’m getting the Florida vibes for sure. I’ve seen three punisher flag bumper stickers already.

Waiting for Instacart to arrive so I can leave for brunch is a new level of hell

or maybe my favorite foods in general

I’m having a Costco hot dog themed birthday this year

A burrito that’s so large, it’s just called a burro

we really don’t have to put protein in everything. also, this has to be british judging by the name

I learned a new word yesterday: jigglephysics

The baby shark did it 🦈🩵

I feel like everyone has that one coworker who is secretly Very Rich.

Like one time I went to a coworker’s modest apartment and she had a large, framed plaque on the wall and when I asked about it she was like, “oh yeah, my great great grandpa invented Clothing Tags”

The Deepfake Nudes Crisis in Schools Is Much Worse Than You Thought An analysis by WIRED and Indicator found nearly 90 schools and 600 students around the world impacted by AI-generated deepfake nude images—and the problem shows no signs of going away.

NEW: Deepfake abuse incidents have been documented at schools in 88 countries, according to research by @wired.com and @indicator.media. One conclusion experts draw is that this is like other types of sexual violence: “Increasingly, the intent is humiliation, denigration, and social control.”

I made iced coffee with of the Vietnamese coffee packets this morning and I am FLYING

I’m *living* for the Two Sigma divorce drama

Girl.

For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕

*All four astronauts went to public schools!

Are people in SoCal more susceptible to going to/believing in psychics? Why are there so many

My friends and I have been looking into compounds and four plexes bc we think it’d be amazing to have our own little cul de sac

I say “no worries” constantly, but there are actually many, many worries 😩😂

Google, Microsoft, Meta All Tracking You Even When You Opt Out, According to an Independent Audit “This is the Strait of Hormuz in the data economy. If you want to make a change, this is where you cut it off. Anything short of that is theatrical political posture.”

NEW: An independent privacy audit of Microsoft, Meta, and Google web traffic in California found that the companies may be violating state regulations and racking up billions in fines.

“In many ways fines have come to replace taxes."

I’ll probably never have a car again bc I cannot fathom paying $30k+ for the “privilege” of driving myself around. No thank you.

Opinion | The Affordable Car Is Dead. What Happened? (Gift Article) This is how cars got so ridiculously, forbiddingly expensive.

Fascinating piece on how cars got progressively more expensive since the 1970s. Lower-income Americans simply cannot afford even used cars anymore, which become debt traps.