unbexpected

Malazan drinking game: take a shot when someone scowls

CHALLENGE MODE: take another when someone says "Hood's Breath"

me: can i get extra bread
the waiter: no you only get one piece

the forbidden bird soup

long thirst

tabbielet

cat refuse to leave my lap so I draw like this

if you hate Shallan around me you will die and go to forever hell

confirmed

Uni burger. He melted

holy shit i've never been so envious I love those creatures

A black-and-white cat loafing with big round eyes and ears flattened to the sides

Is this an owl?

Simple watercolour painting of a black cat yelling about something clearly very important

What's he saying?

cat play

@grok make james bond wash my balls

me: boy I sure could use some extra spice for my meal

the salt and pepper shakers:

A black-and-white cat peeking out from a cat tunnel, eyes wide with curiosity

Sniff sniff sniff…

He’s just grooming… so cute

hell yeah verobro

A black and white cat wearing a red bow tie, with an unimpressed expression.

Uni the Hutt?

It’s so fucked up that for things to get done you actually have to do them

does JOI stand for j orkin it

he's so shaped

(also) my game-item hoarding follow into dablo

yeah it's like minecraft dungeons but there's more mud in it

tem try diablo

she do be kinda

A photo of a cosplayer dressed as Vin Venture from the Mistborn series.

The Heir to the Survivor
#cosplay #mistborn

It lit up!?

I'm glad I have the freedom as a big lumpy man to simply shave my head when my hair dares to remind me of its existence. I could never have the fortitude required to maintain a real 'do