i literally opened this app bc of this tweet and this is the first thing i saw and u are wild for this one

did they do open relationship discourse on this app yet

since this app is about social cohesion and respect amongst us college educated liberals that means if i post a spotify link everyone listens to the entire thing and replies with thoughtful comments

they complimented my abs and are sending me to the ER

posting a thirst trap on here is crazy… without the dionysian underbelly of political hatred u basically got your ass out on a shared google drive folder

i need every staff member at this urgent care to think i’m charming

i'm making this ass clap and the sound is bouncing off the walls of this echo chamber