Hope it works out for you both!

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TBH my initial thoughts were:
1. I hope she moves before the train comes
2. She probably has a really soggy butt by now.

If you want a lot of people to hate you, and then probably block you, by all means use AI. Avoiding AI won't repel people in the same way.

If you're going to use stock photos, best to make sure they aren't AI, too; I suspect many are these days.

Okay, but you know how we're going to ask you to eat the bagel, right? :)

Truly incredible 😆
I had a fun idea…
Love how @knotsnacks.com filmed this

You’re at a “business” dinner with a 41-year-old “HR consultant.” No one will ever know our little secret.

Every zebra has unique markings that allow them to recognize each other.

That just gives you something to look forward to when you get to where you're going and turn it off again :)

I'm sure you're not the only person looking at porn while commuting :)

You could always temporarily turn the adult content filters back on...

True though. It was a whole thing, because people couldn't figure out that it was an utterly ridiculous thing to criticize someone for.

two women are walking down a sidewalk and one has a red umbrella in her hand ALT: two women are walking down a sidewalk and one has a red umbrella in her hand

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Rates are back on the site, and if you’re using duplicate ads, they likely just reactivated the rates section - at least one person is reporting their old rates are now in their current eros ad.

Check your ads, #oursky.

Generally turn around depending on which bit I'm washing

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Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name

Yeah, I think I missed the worst of it

Yep. Today is not the day to worry about the engagement your posts get.

This is why things have been glitchy today

Yeah. Something's broken. It happens sometimes.

I've found that yelling at them is a great way to get them out of the way. I think the bot is programmed react to tone of voice and to vocabulary used (ie swearing at them) and send the call to a human when the customer is becoming angry

Yeah.

TBH I think that one day, our generation will tell kids that there was once a thing called privacy, and they'll think we're senile.

Quick question, has anyone purchased the new MacBook neo? If so is it worth it? I am looking to upgrade my laptop🥰

Iceberg, with "How pathetic people think JD Vance is" at the top and "How pathetic he actually is" below the water

Holy shit. That's awful. Hope you have some luck with Paypal... but TBH I've heard a lot of stories of Paypal being shitty to SWs (like, cancelling your account with no warning and keeping all the money in it)

It sounds like you'll have a token/cert that you use for age verification, so that can and will be tracked across every site you visit.. and tied to you, when the DB leaks.

And then everyone will have the data that the likes of Google and Facebook already collect.

Well, that looks like an identity theft wet dream.

Won't it be fun when (not if) *that* database gets compromised?

It's not porn, it's erotica. That's completely different!

:)

Owning cats will make it look like you don’t clean up after yourself.
Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two weeks, you ask?
Because it’s his favorite envelope, that’s why

This is nuts. Stay away from Target if you possibly can.

Hope you feel better soon!