Yeah, there's definitely a horrifying Worzel in one of the Christmas specials

Pertwee curiously looking out of the TARDIS door

Me checking my views:

Sensational trivia

"I darent wash him" is a beautiful turn of phrase

"Yo I'm Angry Starmer and I'm ruddy hopping mad!"

A terrible shame to see highbrow art like Noel's House Party sullied with such gutter language.

Those famous opening titles of the cat climbing up the House of Commons

As a child, I was so terrified of being on NTV, some weeks I'd sit there holding up a piece of A4 with 'CUNT' written on it

[with 'milk' all spilling down my chin] EXACTLY

"Okay!"

Guilty as charged

Sir Robin Askwith leering over a dirty book

me researching for another of me mucky videos:

Gimme A Break: The Ads of 1980's Britain YouTube video by Stuart Millard

Breakfast hooligans. Gas explosions. Pork.

Now available for all, cheeky chappies are OUT, yuppies are IN, as my series looking at British adverts continues with a video on the aspiration-obsessed commercials of the 1980s.

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The first (and hopefully only) time I have ever been depicted as a bald.

I was gonna joke "hurr hurr, wonder if that's David Icke," but it actually was

'Grayson's Scandals' on a newspaper article is great clickbait.

Definitely. Would've been much better if they'd done the whole run.

Bella Emburg (hayfever) strangling Bobby Davro (me, taking 12 hours to record a 15 minute voiceover)

Hayfever season for voiceovers

me when I finally see it

Chinny's mate Wincey Willis

"Now it's off to the tower where Giles Brandreth's got a word game for you!"

YouTube thumbnail for a video about Fort Boyard

A month early for Patrons, imagine The Crystal Maze but taking place at sea, with Dirty Den as villain, the camerawork of Russ Meyer, and a randy Tom Baker wittering on. My new video looks at the Napoleonic circus of Fort Boyard.

www.patreon.com/franticplanet

Poster for a novella titled Summerwine

"Tongue bit clean in two. They'd not found the other half. Most likely some fox took it home for dinner."

Part IV of Summerwine, exclusively on the fiction tier.

www.patreon.com/franticplanet

Pic from an article about how to change Taskmaster

Switch from improv to a tightly scripted format. Replace Greg and Alex with Dame Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift. Instead of tasks, have a woman who aspires to be posh but falls into a hedge when a big dog barks

Fantastic. I knew it had to have happened once.

Love the end of Being There, where Peter Sallis' bathtub rolls up into the sky.

Same

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Just saw The Pope perform a citizen's arrest on someone trying to nick three packets of reduced Mini Eggs from Lidl. Fair do's.

Plopulism, more like!

2000 is crazy, such a missed opportunity. Readers could've been choosing how Dec rescued that lass from the cult, or making Geoff have a shave and seeing what happened.

Zippy's on the Ozempic