… I GUESS???? I GUESS?!?!!?!

The King is mad

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

Every video I’ve seen directly contradicts the DHS narrative.

They say he approached the officers armed and ready to “massacre law enforcement.”

In reality, he was recording ICE then after they shoved a woman, he got in between them.

They then surrounded him and killed him.

The window of what was considered career-ending has shifted so far since 2016 it’s beyond shocking. And the press has played a huge role in it with their “he’s just a different guy” schtick 🤮

Go Bears.

Fuck the Packers.

Abolish ICE.

56.9 yards in the air per NGS. What a launch and catch in that wind.

OMG DJ AND CALEB WTF TOUCHDOWN

A lot has happened since my last post. Bear Down baby!

The Chicago Bears control their own destiny & are playing for the No. 1 seed & a bye from here on out. That's flippin sweet.

So miss me with that "worst 9-3 team ever" talk because I know darn well they don't give out anything for being the best 3-9 team.

So cram it, nerds.

There are no kings in America, and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one.

Hey @danbernstein.bsky.social any chance you want to change the name of Forward Progress to something that more realistically resembles the Bears arc? Existential Dread might be available.

As always, the Bears are fucking embarrassing.

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

DOGE
DHOGE
DHODE
CHODE

This guy is and always has been the worst humanity has to offer.

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The Packers losing makes me happier than the Bears winning. What’s wrong with me?

So happy that was my first…blusky? Tweet? Post? What the fuck are these things called?

The Chicago Bears are a disgrace to humanity.

Is Sammy Sosa’s welcome back to the Cubs a sign that ownership is done signing players this offseason?