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a veil of darkness has obscured my future like a great cloud

im letting loose the dogs of war

I'll be unveiling a new pair of jeans tomorrow

whats the deal with those fish totems pupping up during the rain?

people love wearing jeans on television

we should import those stuff crust pizzas they invented in japan

i look exactly like the baby grinch

it's January 9th, 2024 and you just checked the news:

laughing at my micropenis is ableist

happy jan 6 to those that celebrate

incinerated in a freak grain mill explosion

The Silurian Period. Home.

made a new app that hires a hitman to come shoot you in the mouth when you order mcdonalds delivery

they're beating my ass in the woods

we're heaping scorn on artists, actors, and musicians in 2024

my penis has frozen solid

come on who left my moonlight greatsword in the slug pit?

putting a bomb under your christmas tree

no i don't care that you're a "real" sink pisser. You can't do that at the family dinner.

don't have any posts about china buddhism or orcs in stock at this time

not interested in discovering your posts sorry

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they got mark hamil in there wearing space diapers

lost my notebook now anyways who finds it will learn the combination to my hidden safe as well as my elemental weaknesses

don't see crypts much these days

i went to kitchen stadium and no one knew you

mr pussy

A lot of that kind of stuff is produced on commission so you see standardized, tropified pornography. japanese obscenity laws are much stricter than we're used to in the west so you get these, to us, strange work arounds to avoid the censors.

it's good