As a recovering alcoholic, I extra hate having bars in the grocery store on extra tough days. I’m literally having to walk around all the booze so I don’t stop. I shouldn’t have to worry about not buying a beer “just to walk around with” at the fucking grocery store
If you can’t go from Living Dead Girl to Shake Ya Groove Thing, you would hate my car deejaying. I am the living disco girl
Today is a post & ghost day for the Lily. I’m not even posting from the native app, because I can’t get lost in my feed or notifications. But the Lily loves you all and I promise, I would much rather be playing with y’all than working
I love this, because ACCURATE!!! Like those nature conservation pages who use AI, do they even realize they are killing what they are trying to protect?
You can’t say “Happy Earth Day!” while also promoting AI. It just don’t work that way. Fuck your data centers, fuck your AI and fuck anyone that supports that shit. Everyone else, Happy Earth Day!
Happy Earth Day!
New words for a new week! They are also the first new words on the new site! thelilylore.com/2026...
It never fails, at least 3 times every Sunday, Grandma tries to cheat at bingo
I’m forever cringe 😂😂😂
repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community! 💙🩷🤍
I’m not even fully unpacked yet and I am planning on rearranging my office 😂 though I suppose the best to move all the furniture is before I unbox all my figures
According to Gen Z, everything I do as a Millennial is cringe. News flash, I’ve been cringe my whole life. I still do me because it makes me happy. This is why you have angry wrinkles at 23
😂😂😂
Cute!
This afternoon, I shall be productive! Or I’ll get one post half copied because I’m too busy chatting with y’all 😂😂😂
Only in Wilmington does a basic 5 item grocery list require 2 different stores
And that’s how you end up with a tattoo no one can ever know about 😂😂😂😂
😁😁😁😁
😁😁😁😁😁 you know you’re forever one of my favorite people!!
I feel that. I was in deeply Christian home. Gay was accepted (though not ok), but bisexuals were the worst! How dare they not pick a side! They just tempt husbands into threesomes. (Actual convo had btw) But now I really don’t care what my family thinks, I’m happy being out
In other random thoughts, I need the Artemis II crew to learn how to be oil drillers so we can learn once and for all which is easier to learn to expert level quickly
(Also, fun respect to the crew. Y’all are heroes)
😂😂😂 let that repression go!
And exactly with the weeks! I like to say “every other week” so we all know 😂
Biweekly is bisexual’s bestie for confusing people on its definition
(Reminder - bisexual includes people of all genders)
I started watching Animal Control and every time they use their background scene change music, it sounds like 🎶 2007 generic pop song 🎶 and I turn into PC for a second
Easiest way to make them neighbors think you’re a witch is to let them catch you sprinkling homemade, natural bug deterrents around your door 😂😂😂 it’s just salt, pepper, and coffee grounds, but they still freak out
I wonder what the protocol is for buying a ghost town with all your friends to create a new community
Tiny victory: all my 2026 content has been added to thelilylore.com 😁
I have other older content added as well, but 2026 is officially done
Just ordered Chinese delivery to enjoy during tonight’s PPV!
Told Dad I couldn’t be with Grandma today. I hate having to do it, but I know my mental and physical limitations are already maxed
