ok that makes me feel better 😅

i’m a week before my period and i just genuinely teared up a little because i found out americans can’t get suet like i actually feel insane this is very week before my period shenanigans but no jam roly poly?? no stew and dumplings?? ☹️☹️☹️

haven’t seen my gf in 2 weeks and i’m accidentally gin drunk so i’m reading back all our old tweets and texts where we were very clearly flirting. no wonder our friends knew immediately, probably before I did

is it time to admit that when i first watched this scene, i wholeheartedly believed that ed was about to start singing

that ‘this wasn’t supposed to be a love song’ tiktok trend is really sweet except I can’t do it because mine and my gfs first texts to each other were about jim alaska the woke and ghey man so I can only tell you guys

i said hello my moot, my oomf, my loml the other day and she was very close to the divorce i believe 😔

my girlfriend of 2 years but i enjoy calling her oomf

at oomfs cousin’s wedding

me and my girlfriend are in a hotel and her parents are in the room next door so now I know how dan and phil felt at vidcon with hank green next door

just took my gf to the train station and i’m not gonna see her for a whole 46 hours so now i’m looking at our first texts like i’ve sent her off to war

I hope this isn’t in bad taste because I absolutely love her but I’m half expecting this scenario :(

this is like andre braugher all over again like I can’t truly be upset I didn’t know catherine o hara but I also kind of did just from her being in everything I loved as a kid and especially since she was moira

I miss my princess diaries au :( I can’t wait until after christmas when I’ll actually have time to write

rewatching tslocg and just seen renee rapp kiss a man. I will need to look at a picture of my girlfriend, some meditation time and to listen to bite me in its entirety before I can go back to watching

someone I made friends with 3 years ago at literally the other side of the planet just text me to say she now lives 15 minutes from me because life is bizarre ig??

hey loves if you get a message from this person talking about how they “accidentally reported you for spam” and that you need to reach out to aaron.bskysupport on discord to verify your identity it is 100% a scam www.reddit.com/r/BlueskySoc...

I feel so bad for the original person too like to have both bluesky and discord hacked together is rough!

omg thank you so much I’ve just called him out too 😭 I can’t believe it’s a scam twisted in a scam it’s so elaborate 💀

Omg I just got this right now and I’m currently talking to this aaron because I thought it was legit?? Do I give up on the conversation or have they actually reported me?? I can’t tell if it’s real 😳

my parents are meeting oomf’s parents today and I’m feeling the fear. they’re too similar, they’ll either love or hate each other and there’s no in between

no it’s another oomf I left her at home 😭 (/j 🤭)

oomf is at my sisters wedding 😳

I love being a lesbian actually like I get to enjoy chappell roan and renee rapp on a level straight people never could AND I get to kiss a pretty girl for the rest of my life

re: taylor’s new album cover

I’m no better than a man 😔

(except I am because I’m a lesbian)

1 year of learn how to fly! It’s slow going but I’m really proud of myself for sticking with this through 2 degrees and working full time

thank you for everyone who’s stuck with me through it, I promise it’ll be finished one of these days

it could also just be live performers because they all seem too confident and not drunk enough

the pub next door does karaoke every sunday night and I have such a good time listening along, currently listen to a guy absolutely belting life is a highway

Ive just got it but thank you so much!!! 🫶

I need someone to make pilates home workout videos for actual beginners. I just clicked on a beginner video to see the vibe and it was basically ‘how to turn your 6 pack into a 12 pack’

I’m a size 16, I’ll never see an ab a day in my life, I just want my knees not to crack when I walk upstairs 😭

doing breathing exercises in the living room because someone is ringing me to set up my water bill in 10 minutes. anxiety is odd