VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Don’t forget the homophobia.

Loving Cliff Curtis rocking into Monarch with a full on Kiwi accent

“Meet me at the Warehouse carpark to fight about who is buying undies” very stable journalism there Duncan

Oh well I guess now NZ First will abolish drivers’ licenses.

Woman with a switch rides a man like a horsey. He has a bridle in his mouth and looks really into it. I wonder if Bluesky will block this for being erotic or not...

19th-century French postcard from the personal collection of the German-Austrian psychiatrist and early sexologist Richard Freiherr von Krafft-Ebing.
Via the Wellcome Collection.

IKEA is literally worse than Briscoes

“Dragged out of a meeting to stop him ranting” I’m sorry I don’t recall signing up for Downfall with nukes

Clinging tenaciously to my iPhone mini

Worst thing about earbud shopping is not being able to try before buying.

“Chief whip Stuart Smith is not at National's caucus meeting saying he had a prior arrangement” also seems odd

I have some LinkBuds Open. Not cheap unfortunately but they are in-ear without being in-canal. Don’t know if that style would be useful for you.

Thats great but he really should've known how to do these things before becoming Prime Minister.

“Badly decorated” the alt text is a lie.

Like a cat tucking its feet away

Bzip compression

Like misuse of violence by a police office it ought to be an intensifier

“Don’t let Americans reply“ feature when?

Brian May
Jim Bob
Lucy Dacus

Am I supposed to be afraid of a tsunami of white person friendly curry?

At least have the dignity of being good at racism Shane

surprises

THE QUIET EARTH (1985) Dir. Geoff Murphy
This quiet and introspective end of the world tale overcomes budget limits with a compelling mystery and characters with motivations that feel real. It's not about fun and never tries to be. The ending wisely leaves you wondering. If you missed it, go watch🎞️📽️

The 'This is fine' comic of the dog sitting in a room on fire but now it is also filled with rising flood waters

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

The Anatomy of a Church Meltdown Bethlehem Baptist in Tauranga has seen the resignation of senior pastors Craig Vernall and Michaela Vernall & youth pastor Michael Brown. David Farrier's Webworm investigates.

first their youth pastor resigned. then came senior pastors craig and michaela vernall. what the hell is happening at tauranga's "bethlehem baptist" church? (please RT): www.webworm.co/bethlehembap...

If it were me I‘d go for versions of the high drama first response. Is that good advice? Possibly not

Just look at how the people who grew up on Mick Jagger reacted to Rob Halford and Dee Snyder.

That second shot has such an air of resigned tolerance to it. “Fine, pick me up, take your photos, when can I get on with my day?”

A digital artwork of a colourful Bobtail Squid, with red spots and vibrant undertones, on a cosmic moon and stars background of peach, pink, and purple gradient.

The April Sticker Club sticker has arrived, and it's everyone's favourite little undersea cutie, the Bobtail Squid!

Shipping at the start of May, join the Trash Panda Gang sticker club by end of April to get the goods! pepperraccoon.com/collections/...

🧵Spotted at a Country Market in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A small human (6?) is telling a friend in VERY grave tones: "My Dad isn't good at LEGO. I am. But he's not."
His friend (8?) says earnestly: "But you can teach him! He'll learn if you show him how!" (1)