a group of soldiers are marching through a forest ALT: a group of soldiers are marching through a forest

SHOULDA THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SOONER.

Great. Blerol is sending his forces to raid the Edifice because two of my good-for-nothing employees decided to drive over one of his guards, killing them in the process. Just great 🤦…

Don’t make me self-conscious about it..

Thank you. Keep up the good work, son, especially since my other employees won’t.

Oh, I doubt you would even want to. It’s everywhere….Besides, I pay other people to do things such as clean for me, anyways. But thank you for the offer. Feel free to visit whenever you’d like.

Starting to shed my winter coat. What a mess…

What a lovely portrait.

Bah…Nonsense….

But it’s been such a lovely visit…:(

…Ah. You might have been right.

Nonsense. I’m on my way now.

Ah, so that’s where he’s been….Are you sure there’s not room for more than two people? I understand that it isn’t the biggest building, but surely I could fit inside. If anything, I could just tell Fleam to get his ass back to work.

Hmm. Let me see.

Not right now. Why?

Hrmph. There are many things about me that you aren’t aware of.

…..Ah, alright. But I can only show you a few. The rest….are…..unfinished.

A little of each would be lovely. Could we meet sometime at the Edifice? I’d be available tomorrow afternoon, if that works for you.

Would you like to exchange poems sometime? It would be helpful to get another perspective on my writing.

Been getting back into poetry lately. I missed having the time to just sit down and write. It’s peaceful.

No.

I am so sorry….I will write you letters. Come and see me as soon as you are well. There is much we need to discuss.

You should go for it. I’ve had one for some time now and it brings me great joy. The only downside is that there is a risk of it turning radioactive if you wash it with the wrong shampoo.

…..Sorry…..

SIGH.

Your father and that little Salesman would disagree.

Rapscallion? Why I oughta…

No.

What did I do to you?

My god, and I thought I was bad at using the phone.

Yes, literally.