the hoes (all genders) cant handle my autism rizz

that one three person group thats girlfriend, girlfriend and third person whose relationship to the lovebirds is kinda beyond description

Orange tabby cat with a sign over his head. If cats could text you back, they would not.

Truth. #Caturday

they call me george cause i have a w bush and cause i hit her prostate like its the pentagon

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

having your life ruined by an ill advised relationship with an incredibly attractive but extremely toxic trans guy is a t4t canon event

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@hyasynthesized.bsky.social

call me jesus of nazareth the way im always hanging out with sex workers

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"you no longer belong to yourself" yea ik my ow- oh youre talking about the commercialisation of personal data oh- n-nvm

and where do i find this "networking"

giving my robotgirl gf head so good she segfaults

say peacock and nobody bats an eye. say poopcock and everyone loses their minds. we live in a society

very good post. i see your point but i worry specifically about ocd. your usecase is good for many people in your situation but would be horrible for an ocd person. and there's not really a way to reliably filter that except self awareness which may not exist in undxd

im so cutes kitty so fluffy andy ou need to let me eat you

ive gone from having my brain rewired from random bluesky hornyposts to being the originator of the hornyposts and i could not be more proud

I GAVE HER A PISS KINK AND IT STUCK?

i regret to inform you that the semantic bleaching of terms used for body types to all be about conventionally attractive 24 year olds has hit the muscle mommies. IF SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE SHE COULD KILL ME WITH HER BARE HANDS SHES NOT A FUCKING MUSCLE MOMMY

mhm mhm!

not me i could never im normal about armpits

570 tweets on my alt 140 on my main im addicted to posting

ITS EVEN MORE PEAK THAN I EXPECTED

told her i hooked a drill up to the gear that regulates orgasms and she uh... had a lot of fun with that one

fwb just figured out that she can get into a headspace where she feels like her head is made of gears and by describing a gear and what it does and then messing with it i can basically instantly hypnotize her

every term used to describe someone's body type in a sexual context eventually dissolves into referring to a white conventionally attractive 24 year old. this is probably capitalism's fault somehow.

dude i keep getting ads for milf porn and then in the ads its like,, a 26 year old woman. thats not what a milf is. If I'm into milfs, I wanna fuck someones *MOM*. like, someone who is way older than me to the point people are concerned for me.

im like 20% woman, 65% creature, 10% thing and (and im sorry for this) theres still 5% man left in there

do i look like i know what a webp is? i just want a picture of girls kissing

hi im nonbinary but like 55% woman coded is that close enough

born too early for war in the middle east
born too late for war in the middle east
born just in time for war in the middle east