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Real shame that Family Guy never got to air their episode about abortion. I was looking forward to a nuanced discussion that would help me reach my own conclusions

Really excited to debut my new improv character, guy who reveals each scene is taking place on September 11, 2001

Which way western man?

Would absolutely hate for USC to poach another UCLA coach and make Malloe head ball coach

My favorite holiday tradition is when the McRib is back as a reminder of the sacrifice Ronald made when he gave up his McRibs so he can suck his own dick

*9th best player on the court as everyone else sets up for 4 on 4 voice* Hey man you wanna play? We got 5s with you!

Pull day let’s fucking roll its second down

Now that demure is done can we all collectively learn a new word? And can it be a cool one this time like gallivant?

99% sure the only time I have listened to a Logic song the whole way through was the one in the background of a Taven Bryan highlight tape

I was worried we wouldn’t get a Grant Calcaterra sighting tonight but thankfully I was wrong

greg

Didn’t hit so I will return to live tweeting the Talk Tuah podcast

If this parlay hits tonight I’ll become THE annoying sports gambling guy on this website

Don’t worry guys my ballot hasn’t been counted yet patriots are in control

Boulder pushed today tomorrow forever

Rise and Grind gang happy get a bag Tuesday

Typa shit I been on let’s push that boulder

Gym A/C is not on. Boulder is still gonna get pushed

George Kliavkoff put up a tour date in his legacy game

Lupe Fiasco is Paul George. I will not elaborate

Be nice

She establish on my run til I open a cut back lane