Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

Brass snail

Brass snail mesuring tape

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

Seen any Newts recently?

Fully documented source code for Elite on the 6502 (BBC Micro, Acorn Electron, Commodore 64, Apple II, NES) Fully documented source code for Elite on the 6502 (BBC Micro, Acorn Electron, Commodore 64, Apple II, NES), with more than 100 deep dive articles explaining how every aspect of this iconic game works...

Someone has documented the entire source code for Elite and explained how every line works, plus included deep dives into various functionality. Covers all main versions like BBC Micro, Commodore 64 and NES. You can also play online in browser. elite.bbcelite.com

The original Eldar Phoenix Lord models from 1993, with some minor conversions and modifications. From left to right: Fuegan, the Burning Lance, modelled with a long trailing gonfalon banner and striding through blazing flames; Maugan Ra, the Harvester of Souls, standing on a mound of skulls; Asurmen, the Hand of Asuryan, with a back banner in blue and gold; Jain Zar, the Storm of Silence, leaping over the wisps of psychic ectoplasm rising from the ground; Karandras, the Shadow Hunter, stalking through a jungle over alien skulls; and Baharroth, the Cry of the Wind, leaping from a tree, joining a flock of birds in flight.

At long last, I have all six Infinity Stones! I've had a long-standing project to paint up all of the original Eldar Phoenix Lords, and today I finally finished it! #nerdlings #eldar #aeldari #40k

They’re out there 🦊🐺🦡🐀🐦‍⬛

And there are more and more everyday.

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

the most important thing to do is have an animal that people associate you with so that they can send you pictures of the animal when they want to talk but they aren't sure what to say

This is so true

A starfield filled with thousands of stars and shining clouds of dust. The Milky Way\u2019s elegant spiral structure is dominated by just two arms wrapping off the ends of a central bar of stars. Spanning more than 100,000 light-years, Earth is located along one of the galaxy\u2019s spiral arms, about halfway from the center. Credit: NASA

OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

Beige rat Wolfgang lying on his back reaching up to his human's hand in a pose reminiscent of the Sistine Chapel. His paw is gently grasping one of the human's fingers, and just like in the original painting, his tiny little peener is on full display.

Michaelangelo's Creation Of Rat

NASA’s Artemis II crew experience total solar eclipse from space From the perspective of the Orion capsule, the moon will fully block the sun’s disk for nearly an hour

NASA’s Artemis II crew experience total solar eclipse from space www.scientificamerican.com/article/nasa...

はーとふる彼氏は4月1日に15周年を迎えました。おかげさまでHappy Birthday! 🎂
The first Hatoful Boyfriend hatched on Apr 1 in 2011. Thank you for your support! 🍓 #Hatoful

The Moon as seen by Artems II on 4 April 2026. Mare Orientale is seen side on as the feature narrow feature on the right limb of the Moon, just past the darker blob of crater Grimaldi.

OK this is cool. The first time humans have seen the whole Mare Orientale on the far side of the Moon with their own eyes. See flic.kr/p/2s5HA2X 🧪🔭

Rabea Rogge, die erste deutsche Frau im All, hat einfach einen W20 mit rauf genommen. #PNPDE #Spaaace

Journey to the Moon - NASA Artemis II lifted off from Kennedy Space Center in Florida on April 1, 2026, and will reach the lunar sphere of influence—when the Moon's gravity exerts more force on the Orion spacecraft than the Ear...

FYI, this gallery has all the photos NASA is sharing from Artemis II in one place, with descriptions.

Thank you! I was not aware of this song; I am now! Still... that escalated quickly!

A meme made from a screencap from Disney's version of Pinocchio. 'Honest' John Worthington Foulfellow, an anthropomorphic fox in a battered top hat and shabby cloak, is pulling a disbelieving face as he takes a bite from an apple and pretends to read from a book. He is holding the book upside-down. The caption reads "What the fuck am I reading?"

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

16.30 FILM: JURASSIC PARKLIFE I get up, when I want, on the Isla Nublar and munch on a goat for breakfast (JURASSIC PARKlife!). When the electric fences go down I scare some kids in a car, chase Jeff Goldblum in a jeep and then save the say by scaring off them velociraptors (JURASSIC PARKLIFE!)

Last day of our #spielbergweek here on CEEFAUX. We did this one on a unix system

You want some nice Artemis II launch video ?

It just dropped :)

#ArtemisII

A panel from a comic of Nancy and Sluggo. Sluggo is complaining about his job, which pays him in worms, and is holding a can of them as proof. Due to his accent, he pronounces the word as "woims".

I'm sure more warriors would join the warband, but, well...

Look at how beautiful this creature is!

"Cubs/children, watch, create, tell stories, build. No wisdom, no Rite of Passage"?