Breaking my own rule of never talking in a meeting but someone said that AI “lies” and babe, I cannot.

Yes, please!

What about the Double Down?

Truly wild how well they nailed the point-and-shoot look in the video btw.

Cups 2 (I Invented Popping P*ssy) YouTube video by Sophie Hunter - Topic

Can’t emotionally process 2006 being an aesthetic for someone, too busy playing this on repeat.

I put my hearing aids on in reverse order (speaker first rather than microphone first) and omg apparently they play a happy little startup tune. It’s adorable.

This might be a very femme-coded answer, but one.

Pigeon Sticker and Zine Pre-order — Kelley Clink “You are Loved,” 3.5 inch vinyl die-cut sticker and Pigeons of Encouragement Zine. Will ship mid-May.

For only $5, you, too could have a pigeon zine with a matching sticker!

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“I think that was probably to kill time while I thought of a rebuttal. Because that’s sometimes what you have to do. Sometimes you ad hominem, sometimes you just raise your voice, and other times you actually already have something to say.”

Noooooo! Don’t throw yourself under the bus, my queen!

Mott the Hoople's "All the Young Dudes" is Thin Lizzy's "The Boys Are Back" seen from where they left.

Photograph of the sidewalk at a playground. A strip of bright green grass is at the top. In the middle, written in white chalk in a childish scrawl, reads the word: butt.

Meanwhile, at the playground:

You don’t have to. 🩷

Bo Johnson: Almost Stand Up | A Lo-fi Multimedia Comedy Show (full set) YouTube video by Bo Johnson

Delightful. Weird. Oddly sweet?

Type a reply like no one is reading and also don’t forget to delete the person’s email address from the To field.

Poor little guy.

I’m in love with it!

You could feed him leaves.

I actually just did a deep dive on this with one of my kids. First sentence!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunder

I’ve started to pretend to honk my horn and it’s honestly going great. I get out the frustration and the person in front of me has an extra two seconds to realize the light is green. And then I feel silly and laugh. A+++

Shaznay Lewis knew from the start that she would always be the outsider in All Saints. Soon after the notoriously volatile band signed their first major label deal with London records, she discovered that the rest of the girls - Mel Blatt and the Canadian sisters Nicole and Natalie Appleton - had presented the label head with a tape of vocal recordings they'd made without her. As it turned out, it was their version of Shaznay's own song "Never Ever" that made him sit up and pay attention. "He asked who had written it, so then they were forced to come back and get me," she recalls ruefully. "Looking back on it, that was pretty low. I think that's why the whole time I knew that if I didn't write I'd be out on my ear."

I used to have the dinky little CD single of it.

Also I’m furious about this now…

www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...

I haven’t thought of this song in years. 😭

Go On Being some loose threads

"I am forgetting that I have always struggled with what I want being different than what I have, because that’s part of being human. I feel like I’ve said all this a hundred times. I know I’ll say it a thousand times more."

www.extrasoftanimal.com/p/go-on-being

I use two monitors at work, booking a flight is Serious Adult Business, I need at least one monitor involved.

I need more information about everyone’s screen size because I have a mini iPhone and it’s too little for serious things.

Next time, on Enthusiams!

extended stay pricing screenshot (hid locations to not pre-emptively doxx myself) $3030 total for 29 days in June (this is the case for all)

another price: $3,597.80

another price: $3,279.14

a snapshot of March donations through ko-fi. Dates are spread out. i'm grateful for any donations, this is not to complain, I just feel like I need to express how hard I'm not making it. 17 Mar - $25 12 Mar - $25 8 Mar - $75 8 Mar - $25 6 Mar - $10 that's $160. just to pay normal rent for the under-the-table room situation i've had and to continue eating, I'd need that much but tbh more like $200-250 PER WEEK. And this is what I've gotten in almost 20 days while begging constantly and trying to explain my situation. Idk, man, I feel like no one believes me.

💫mutual aid needed - losing housing🐺

here's what it costs to have an extended stay for a month. here's what donations in march look like so far. i am out of here as early as the summer & have to buy clothing/bags to live this way again.

venmo is mirandabrave, post w/ details/kofi in replies

Become the @tacobellquarterly.org of coffee shops.

She also got sent home with what I believe to be a mocktail kit? It has a Shasta Twist and a tiny nondairy creamer. I have questions.

Second grade made leprechaun houses because the thought of trapping them made one girl very upset last year.