A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.
A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.
Here is an easy solution:
Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.
Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.
Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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(below an image of Pedro Pascal) “I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” - Pedro Pascal
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Glad you made it home; I can’t even imagine the time adjustment you are experiencing
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TFW someone converts to pre-Reformation Catholicism because they like all the stuff Luther hated.
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Same. It was fun to sing and read with toddlers this morning (and not unlike Con, really) but now I am done and wishing I was still at Con.
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Questions for Rubio About Christianity
Easy questions, I promise.
"To that end, I have twenty questions for Mr. Rubio, and I encourage all reporters covering him and the State Department to be candid in seeking clarification on what constitutes 'anti-Christian bias' under his new policy..."
charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/questions-...
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Heading back to the real world after a restorative weekend with like-minded peeps at #221BCon Thank you to everyone who made it possible ❤️🔎❤️
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I apologize for my entire nation. Non-dairy creamer is an abomination.
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YOU WILL PRY MY EM DASH FROM MY COLD DEAD—AND LIFELESS—HANDS
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A painting of a bird next to the words"dealing with your bullshit is truly exhausting"
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Picture of casual living room with sofa and large plant. Text reads You strayed far from the Boomer method of decorating, which cherishes very traditional elements. Mixing and matching is your design approach—you are an unapologetic hodgepodge of styles, with strong hints of the '70s, mid-century modern, industrialism, and punk rock culture. (You've learned layering pieces slowly is the trick to making it feel cohesive!) Eclectic decor is the name of the game for you.
My design style is...wait for it...Gen X!
Link to quiz in comments. 😘
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If you threatened to deport a bishop because they advocated for mercy, you’re not a follower of Jesus Christ.
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Getting Married Today (From Company)
Julie Andrews, Putting It Together Ensemble · Sondheim: Putting It Together (Original Off-Broadway Cast Recording) · Song · 1993
open.spotify.com/track/4ePCDv...
Sometimes you need a new recording to really hear the words. “…boil the rice…” Chef’s kiss. Both Sondheim and Julie Andrews are the bomb. 🎤
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A fresh take on a favorite film
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In case you didn't know, librarians are educated professionals with a master's degree and don't just willy nilly buy any old books for their libraries.
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You’ve got such a positive attitude! ❤️
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Oh dear—do you have to have a bed alarm? Hubby had to have one (because protocol) when he was hospitalized in the spring. Bane of his existence.
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Post a movie gif from the year you were born...
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Did you find it? DX706, colloquially know as a patience grenade
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