im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost

hollerin with the world championship

lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship

my family.

thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

oakleaf hydrangea with no will to live whatsoever, shit is just drooping and pathetic, blooms all browned up and stupid

ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground

JFK and the F stands for Fortnite

These JFK files are wild

a photo of some phlox stolonifera, i know that’s what it’s called because i googled it to make sure. pink flowers on it, it’s real nice.

look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’

#1 Contenders

it’s a shirt but you can’t buy it anymore because the sale is over, done, finished, congrats if you got one it’s a collectors item for people who collect shirts

big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend

*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit

Absolutely insane work, man! 😌

twitch is doing the things teachers would do in school reports where they go "good student, pleasure to teach, needs to participate more and mix with her peers"

Lex can get up from his wheelchair!!
A reminder of DDP’s Sainthood 💚

I think they played Hysteria(?) very briefly during the 500 broadcast leading into a break

reminder: you're allowed to delete weird/nasty/bad faith youtube comments. your comment section isn't a debate hall, it's part of your community, and if someone is harshing the vibe sometimes it's better to just put them into the pit for all eternity

Gunther is supposed to be a heel but he hates kids, i don't get it

slick-ass salamander just creepin around

white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery

they call it the State of Play because you watch and go "state of ya"

let me make myself clear

There once was a man from West Clare
Who was given a fish fair and square
"you'll teach me," said he
"how to catch them for free"
"to catch salmon," I lied "fight a bear"

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day

Teach a man to communicate with fish and he'll tell them about the time Viggo Mortensen broke his toe when he kicked that helmet in Two Towers

I'm very serious

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Give a man a Blahaj and you feed his soul for life

Fool a man with fish once, shame on me
Fool a man with fish twice, and he'll be fooled for the rest of his life

what kind of dog is this

alright who you've got for rumble

Men's winner: Drew McIntyre

Men's Surprise: Joe Hendry

Women's winner: Bayley

Women's Surprise: Jordynne Grace

dumb thing that won't happen but you hope anyway: Ken Kennedy showing up

ISOLATED LEAD GUITARS

“FAREWELL”

STING: ERAS EP

#AEWMusic

a photo of a neon HOOTERS restaurant sign in the evening HOOTERS Wings Shrimp Burgers The marquee reads: MARTY JANNETTY AT HOOTERS TONIGHT

Roses are Red
Lilies are White

My 2025 New Year's Resolution is to round up everyone who takes part in fox hunting, make them chug a litre of UHT milk, and put them into a bouncy castle full of small lego pieces and upturned plugs for all eternity