ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool
ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool
ADOBE: did you say AI?
ME: rectangle please
ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

gonna start making doom jazz jock jams under the name C&C Music Phylactery

Every day I look forward to sleeping I love sleeping I love being unconscious

Social media and group chats have microwaved the brains of the ruling and media class. They set that shit to POPCORN and let it go until it smelled like burning.

it's 2026 we're doing the Psychopath 01 version up in this bitch

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Woke 2 is already happening in the american goth club

YES I walked in to the VNV Nation remix of Hellraiser but it's FINE actually

Thank you

I am once again letting you all know that I am NORMAL and you can talk to me if you see me in public

Death Guild time

TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask

00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
[…]
03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

jar jar bolsonaro: “meesa sick”

CW runs 4 days this year though, if you're around on Thursday I'll be there

noooo

Berkeley is very funny I just went to a bar the locals call the "misery lounge", saw a lady spill Jaeger all over her Coach wristlet and just go "well, it is what it is"

A few years back the guy who ran The Ordinary, an up til that point beloved skincare company, posted a sephiroth company manifesto and like a month later he fell off a balcony and died. So there's always hope I guess

digital art. crying cat. text above the cat: has to do more than 1 thing arrow from text points to the cat

There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.

That's weird I never have a problem replying to you. Has he tried not being an annoying bitch

Hello I am CEO of EvilCo, a branch of Umbrella Corp, and no we’re not the Umbrella Corp from the games we were just inspired by them, you’re not gonna to believe this but we have just released a company memo that says we’re not good human beings

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89Ev7Uv/

anyway I just left a screening of a loosely educational 90s gay softcore film scored by Coil

lmfao these situations just find me like some magnetic polarity shit

wherever I go there I am :)

that's not true, I've also been to Cleveland

Alameda is very New Orleans coded

Found a payphone that someone repaired and forwarded to their personal google voice number so you can pick it up and talk to Some Guy