One day i will manage to track down the korean ways of dealing with damp and constant rain. Adjusting for colder climes.

I'm assuming your sunglasses aren't huge and your cap isn't ralph lauren or ck?

Locals : 'we look like surfers+ artists + builders + boatmen had a baby, and half the time we bloody dress like 1900s fishermen. We've heard of your city ways, they're not waterproof.'

the leopards will absolutely eat your faces.

"People have asked me why I don’t just drop the price again, but I refuse to give my home away cheaply just because of the ridiculous economic climate we’re in"

#TodayInQueerHistory
21 April (1966)
A sip is all it takes. NYC activists challenged the State Liquor Authority's policy that a 'disorderly' bar could lose its licence. The twist? Queer folk were always disorderly.
Through sip-ins queer folk were eventually not automatically deemed disorderly.

#TodayInQueerHistory
19 April (1927)
Bad girl Mae West is sentenced to 10 days in jail for obscenity in her play Sex. She serves 8 days, getting out early for good behaviour. Over 325k people saw the play before the arrest...
West was an ally to the queer community and advocated for gay rights.

#TodayInQueerHistory
20 April (1939)
Billie Holiday records one of her signature songs: Strange Fruit. The co-founder of Atlantic Records called it "the beginning of the Civil Rights Movement."
Billie was bisexual and had relationships with actress Tallulah Bankhead and socialite Louise Crane.

We regret to inform you that the British Secret Agent playing baccarat lost and has been murdered

Night night hookland. Rest well.

Goodnight from John and Johanna Hall, sitting stunned amid wreckage of trifle, crockery and coffee, half-convinced one of their dinner party guests was possessed. Goodnight from Max Wheeler, wishing his dog wouldn’t run off chasing invisible hares. Goodnight from Hookland.

Ugh.

If you're Christian, you'll hate trans people for supposed Christian reasons. If you're a feminist, you'll do it for supposed feminist reasons. None of it matters, really. You've already had the instinctive jolt of revulsion; you just need to make it palatable to yourself.

Illustration: Honkasaurus standing in a cityscape blasting his fire breath into the twilight sky. Caption reads “aim for the stars”.

New #MotivationalKaiju just dropped!
Aim For The Stars.
#art #Kaiju

Diane Duane : what if you cooked the mushroom in a hearty stew?

Brian Jacques, from the dollhouse: What if you lived in a mushroom?

Now you're just extrapolating too far.

Gary Gygax: what if dragons and mushrooms were friends
Anne McCaffrey: what if dragons and mushrooms were enemies
George RR Martin: what if dragons were in a CENTURIES LONG BLOOD FEUD with mushrooms?
Koontz: Cool!
Koontz: Wait
Koontz: They're just people with mushroom and dragon flags aren't they

Q Hayashida: What if mushrooms were made of magic?
Tumblr user personsonable: What if you shot a mushroom with a gun?
Weebl: What if badger mushroom snake?

Ursula Vernon: what if mushroom but gothic
Silvia Moreno-Garcia: what if mushroom but gothic and also mexican
Saskia Nislow: what if a mushroom ate your kids

HP Lovecraft: what if a mushroom came from space
Caitlin Kiernan: what if a mushroom came from space and made zombies
William Hope Hodgeson: what if you hated the sea and everything in it and also there was a mushroom

An ancient mariner is found dead after drinking a cocktail contatining ancient bacteria fom glacier ice. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Abbas’ infosec community, deeply concerned that the end of local tobacco production might threaten supplies of English breakfast tea.

Screenshot of text from the linked story.

Shortcuts.
A Willerby Story.
Heed the warning. Stay out of the shortcuts. They aren't safe.
willerby.substack.com/p/shortcuts

We offer endless fun here at River Side Casino. It will never stop. You will have fun forever whether you like it or not.

A War of the Ages

Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com

What does a blackmailing operation of a cabal of child rapists have to do with Climate News?

Well, these blackmailers are heavily and extensively involved and invested in the fossil fuel industry, all across the world.

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-...

A painting of a bird beside the text "what a great opportunity to study a dumbass in the wild"

Remember to take your vitamin d or your joints will remind you after shifting.

Our days can be tiring, so save some energy for the important stuff, like reading books, brewing tea, and shapeshifting into a were-bear to protect the old forest.