First live derby in about 17 years. I've got a lot of pent up passive agressive anger towards the RS to give today.
#UTFT

Cocker spaniel for sale, nearly 7.
Loves chewing brand new shoes.
The little twat!

Yes is winning on 58%

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU.

Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Spurs in massive shite now

Village St is great but you've got to be nuts to pay that for a one off game. Pay a bit more you get a whole season!
I wonder how many RS will be thrown out if they score, having spunked almost a grand.
A few, hopefully.

Wondering if JD Vance could lend Arne Slot some support this week

Obviously Sunderland losing today would be better for us, but FUCK ME THIS IS FUNNY SEEING SPURS IN ABSOLUTE FREEFALL 🤣🤣🤣
12th April and haven't won a league game all year.

I'd take 4 points out of today and next Sunday 😉

Even if it's just to save conceding at least 4 goals a season 😂

My hair just hasn't fallen through my head yet! #BecauseImWorthIt

Spurs in massive shite now

Reminded tonight that on this day in 1995 we smashed Spurs 4-1 in the FA Cup SF, and the next day my mug appeared above the crossbar on p6 of the Echo, under the MM of Tommy Smith, when the Spurs fans invaded the pitch and tried to take 3 sides of the ground on 😂

Wonder if Infantino will present him with the inaugural FIFA Civilisation Obliteration Prize as part of the opening ceremony?

Image from Twitter

Let’s go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

Nice to get out on me bike after crippling back spasms, again! Also thankful to Big Pharma for making my diazepam ✊🏼
Hope to see a lot more of this colour sky too!

Aww, I'll raise a glass to Ma Milo later too 💙

Neville Southall!
4 goalkeepers in history have won Footballer of the Year in the U.K.
3 of them have statues.
Southall is the only 1 of the 4 not to have a statue!
Everton’s most decorated player.
Only EFC player to win 2 titles, 2 FA Cups & 1 European trophy.
Won his 2 FA Cups 11 years apart too!

Oh now you're making me feel sorry for them*

*As if!

Don't be mean. If they leave early they can catch earlier trains from Piccadilly to The South, or back to the airport to catch an earlier flight to [Dublin|Belfast|Oslo|Stansted] <delete as applicable >

Well I spent mine on diazepam for another crippling back spasm. No celebratory drinks allowed but I slept brilliantly 🤣

The dad of one of my ex-girlfriends was a Spurs fan and used to try and wind me up 30 years ago that they were a bigger club than us. It's a good job I don't harbour grudges! 🤣

Spurs are firmly in the Moshiri death spiral. It'd be so funny if they get relegated, especially as they were one of the 6 'elite' teams to breakaway to the Super League. I turned 51 last week and still never seen them win the league in my lifetime - might see them win the Championship soon though 🤣

Celebrated a another trip around the sun, and another sunrise, with a mooch around my own exhibition

So fed up of this. The 8th 8pm OK of 35 league matches, 5 of which have been at home.

We absolutely should. Boss day la!

What a day #UTFT 💪🏼

I'll have a pint of what you're on, if Barry is captain tomorrow 🤣

Commence operation AFCON Deflection

I guess we'll be deducted 10 points for Gana's and Ndiaye's involvement?

Spot on!