#WhiteHouse Drama!

President Joe #Biden reportedly locked himself in his room after an eerie encounter with Barron Trump during his visit

Sources claim Biden became unsettled when, after a handshake, Barron ominously whispered that he saw exactly when and how he will meet his demise.
#news #spooky

Pick Threads if just want X-Lite. You get a different crazy billionaire leader with shady business practices. Plus all the joy of starting a well thought out discussion and having a 13 year old call you a slur as their rebuttal lol

Tech News Today:

#MKBHD is in hot water once again after his latest review of a camera or some shit takes another turn for the worse.

#tech #news #review #video #techie #parody #MarquesBrownlee #cars #youtube

Breaking #News:

DOGE Report Findings: Musk Claims It's MORE Efficient And “Cooler” For Single Men/Crypto Bros To Use Cybertruck Trunks For ALL Sexual Gratification Rather Than Tricking Other Humans Into Liking You.

#report #parody #headlines #science #fucktrump

that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

This entire cabinet is the worst version of fuck, marry, kill I've ever witnessed.

#RESIST 🇺🇸

‘SAD BUT TRUE' #NEWS:
Dracula, aged 593, found dead today after a “late-night snack gone wrong” encounter with Rep. #MarjorieTaylorGreene outside her home. Witnesses say #Dracula died just moments after biting MTGs neck. The Rep walked away unscathed, almost as if she’s used to this sorta thing.

PolitiFact of the Day:

#MattGaetz was once voted 'Most Likely to Be Waiting in the School Parking Lot' by a local high school junior Class of '23."

#highschool #memories #politics #funfacts #factoftheday #weird #photooftheday #yearbook #fucktrump #election

I’m willing to bet Trump would have trouble spelling “4D”

Breaking News: #MattGaetz has announced he's stepping down from the AG nom. In his letter to Trump, Gaetz expressed his gratitude for the offer but mentioned he wants to step back from the spotlight and focus on the more important aspects of his private life, like spending quality time with kids."😉

Today’s Headline:

"House Speaker Mike Johnson assures America with a 'pinky promise' that Matt Gaetz is NOT a child predator. Gaetz, in turn, offered to babysit anyone's children anytime to prove it."

#mattgaetz #politics #attorneygeneral #headlines #cabinet #funny #weird #fakenews #corrupt

The Really Dark Truth About Bots YouTube video by Benn Jordan

youtu.be/GZ5XN_mJE8Y?...

Really good breakdown on how bots have invaded our social media to sway public opinion and turn ourselves against each other.

#x #socialmedia #interesting #news #bots #AI #videos

Excited to see whatcha got coming up on here

Unfortunate Project 2025 Fact:

"Among many other spending cuts, starting in Fiscal Year 2025 the Wu-Tang Clan will be downgraded from "Forever" to "Temporary"

#wutang #project2025 #music #dumbpictures #evil #facts #weird #art

Happy days to you too

Another historic day for our country to never forget.

Where were you when Tyson was double cheeked up on a Friday night?

#tyson #netflix #jakepaul

#tysoncheeks

#WhyDidTheStreamHavetoFreezeAtThisMoment

#boxerbuttforall

Pulled the trigger today. It was sad to see an iconic OG platform go to such shit. But I'd literally open it and find myself annoyed immediately. I'd type all full replies to idiotic messages and then talk myself out of hitting send. Final straw was Elon msgs would still pop up even after blocking