bodega butt lettuce does have a ring to it

BLT stands for But Lettuce's Tasteless

Need a baddie to come over and smack my gob clean off

You're my butterfly, sugar baby

i just asked my cat “are you human or are you dancer” and he bit me

gwen I'm thankful for you every day

what if it happens today?

Excellent news

Please boost for me

Thank you

Unfortunately reposts and likes and boosts aren’t doing anything right now and haven’t been all week

but if you keep boosting I’m sure someone who can help will see

Blurry picture (real) of a horse floating through the air

on my way to get a second ice coffee

reposts not only 🟰 my endorsement they mean i’ve secretly baptized you into my cult

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

Getting railed by the realities of government is every American's civic duty.

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imagine being some random asshole and youre inexplicably named fbi director and instead of spending your day reading about the most secret classified shit ever done by humans you instead spend all day hungover and then hitting up da clerb

WOULD

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 6

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i didn't realize you were going to send!! hahaha

imsoexcitedtogoseeherandseto.

:P

😂 seriously

she’s worth it 😂😂

Photo I took of these wonderful people (the faces of whom I’ve blacked out) singing happy Birthday to their lovely old dog at a bar I was at tonight in Portland

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

can’t be too much longer

what if it happens today?

i would watch that

bent over, clearly

Chutney based matchmaking

@naptime.theolive.garden

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Feck I feel awful for doing this.

I never wanted to ask for help with non-streaming expenditures. But having been out of work for over half a year, my savings are gone and I'm trying to make ends meet.

In the meantime, I'm asking for help to afford my car insurance.

I hope that's OK.

#mutualaid